the country is falling apart!

connundrum

Link.

Apparently the country is fallin to bits, debris on roads, a truck over turned on the M50, a construction worker injured after being blown off a roof, traffic chaos etc!

Should have stayed in bed this morning

magick

ya i remeber the winds began to kick up. Last week flying from London to Dub i always knew that route was a bit choppy but my fu*k coming into Dublin was like on a roller coaster, some poor Americans were sh*ttin themselves (probably their first time coming into Dublin).

Kimbot

George's Street is closed off because the slates are flying off the roofs onto the roads etc!!!

connundrum

jonny24ie wrote:

George's Street is closed off because the slates are flying off the roofs onto the roads etc!!!

Really?? Crap, I've to walk down Georges street to get home

I think I'd be very wary about getting onto the top deck of a double decker bus today

Femelade

a few weeks back, there was a road in a major town in cork closed because the road just "fell apart"...

Pighead

The whole world is falling apart for the burberry clad gentleman Pighead seen walking down the road this morning.

There he was strutting down the road doing that walk only chavs can do. Fcuker even had his tracksuit top opened to demonstrate to the rest of us how tough he was. This combined with the cigarette dangling from his mouth gave him that heroic look he was after.

Anyway good old Mother Nature a mischievous old bitch and she made my morning with one huge gust of wind that caught his treasured burberry baseball cap and made it fly through the air at a rate of knots. Suddenly the strut was gone and the "What the fcuk are you looking at" face was replaced with sheer panic.

People laughed and pointed as he ducked in between cars with all the grace of a drunken monkey trying to retrieve his precious cap. Eventually he got it but the beetroot red face meant victory was ours.

Great start to the day.

Kimbot

connundrum wrote:

Really?? Crap, I've to walk down Georges street to get home

I think I'd be very wary about getting onto the top deck of a double decker bus today

Yup, there is gardai and fire brigade here since about 10.30 with the road closed off!!
The worst thing is tho that I am still stuck in work!!

Green_Martian

Pighead wrote:

The whole world is falling apart for the burberry clad gentleman Pighead seen walking down the road this morning.

There he was strutting down the road doing that walk only chavs can do. Fcuker even had his tracksuit top opened to demonstrate to the rest of us how tough he was. This combined with the cigarette dangling from his mouth gave him that heroic look he was after.

Anyway good old Mother Nature a mischievous old bitch and she made my morning with one huge gust of wind that caught his treasured burberry baseball cap and made it fly through the air at a rate of knots. Suddenly the strut was gone and the "What the fcuk are you looking at" face was replaced with sheer panic.

People laughed and pointed as he ducked in between cars with all the grace of a drunken monkey trying to retrieve his precious cap. Eventually he got it but the beetroot red face meant victory was ours.

Great start to the day.

LMFAO........:D

Hail 2 Da Chimp

jonny24ie wrote:

Yup, there is gardai and fire brigade here since about 10.30 with the road closed off!!
The worst thing is tho that I am still stuck in work!!

You need a fire drill

Kimbot

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

You need a fire drill

Yeah we just had one of them aswell!!!

Hail 2 Da Chimp

jonny24ie wrote:

Yeah we just had one of them aswell!!!

Thats your que to sneak off into the sunset

Archeron

Apparently, Mary Poppins mid morning umbrella flight over Dublin has just resulted in her being slammed at high speed into the side of Liberty Hall leaving a long nasty nanny smear right down 9 floors of the famous building.

Oh the humanity.....

TequilaMockingBird

Pighead has made all of our days that little bit brighter! Divine retribution at its best.:D

Pity said Chav wasn't walking down Georges St....

hottstuff

I can imagine the crosswinds on the open (75mph) roads:eek:

KTRIC

I have to drive my bike home :eek: really not looking forward to that.

skywalker

Femmy wrote:

a few weeks back, there was a road in a major town in cork closed because the road just "fell apart"...

Could always be worse.

http://englishrussia.com/?p=315

Don1

I was full sure the tower crane behind me flah was gonna come down. Swaying around like a drunk. Waht I couldn't believe was the operator was just sitting up in it relaxing reading the paper! :eek:

Dooom

Don1 wrote:

I was full sure the tower crane behind me flah was gonna come down. Swaying around like a drunk. Waht I couldn't believe was the operator was just sitting up in it relaxing reading the paper! :eek:

He was probably reading "How to get the fup out of a crane ASAP". Only amusing thing I saw was a plastic bag flying into someone's face, and them screaming followed by struggling to get the wretched beast off.

biko

There's a reason it's called "Flood street" but shop owners are surprised every winter :rolleyes:

Pighead

Pighead lives in Givemeallyourmoneyorillknifeyouintheback Street. Are you saying I should be worried?

:|

connundrum wrote:

Should have stayed in bed this morning

I did:D . I didn't have a clue it was even raining

Car Mad

wrote:

I did:D . I didn't have a clue it was even raining

me too great minds think a like:D Woke up at 4 to go into town (waterford) and there was trees after falling on the road I thought i missed a hurricane or summit:eek:

Black Swan

I've got some crazy glue. Think it would help?

brianthebard

How crazy is it?

sonners

brianthebard wrote:

How crazy is it?

lol:D

Coileach dearg

Car Mad wrote:

i missed a hurricane or summit:eek:

What does summit mean in this context? Have you invented a new language down there in Waterford.

Note: Summit means the top of a mountain, i.e I reached the summit of a mountain.

Rb

connundrum wrote:

Should have stayed in bed this morning

I woke up at 6pm, was all nice and calmed down by then...except a bit of drizzle

Would have hated to be a builder with that weather though, all kinds of things could have happened Click

connundrum

Coileach dearg wrote:

Note: Summit means the top of a mountain, i.e I reached the summit of a mountain.

I don't believe it.

phantom_lord

rb_ie wrote:

I woke up at 6pm, was all nice and calmed down by then...except a bit of drizzle

ah, the live of a student

angelgirl

Is the country falling apart??? Hmmmmm!!!


well myob on what my opinion is !!:D

Car Mad

Coileach dearg wrote:

What does summit mean in this context? Have you invented a new language down there in Waterford.

Note: Summit means the top of a mountain, i.e I reached the summit of a mountain.

We are always inventing new languages down here and who knows it could of been at the top of the mountain:D

Coileach dearg

Car Mad wrote:

We are always inventing new languages down here and who knows it could of been at the top of the mountain:D

"It could have been at the top of the mountain"
Honest to god, what age are you? How can your grammar be that bad?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

Bollicks. Tyring sitting at the edge of CLew Bay, you wimpy feckers. Don't even know what a gust of wind is. I can fart stronger than that.

Car Mad

Coileach dearg wrote:

"It could have been at the top of the mountain"
Honest to god, what age are you? How can your grammar be that bad?

Whats your problem have you nothing better to do than going around correcting peoples grammer.I am a lot younger than you anyway so:p

Blisterman

Well, it was just as bad in London. I had my driving test booked for today, and it was cancelled.
Just as well, on the way to the test centre, in two seperate incidents, a wheely bin came flying across the road.

Car Mad

Blisterman wrote:

Well, it was just as bad in London. I had my driving test booked for today, and it was cancelled.
Just as well, on the way to the test centre, in two seperate incidents, a wheely bin came flying across the road.

Lucky you are in london or you would be waiting a year for a retest:D
More of the same predicted for tomorrow:(

Rb

phantom_lord wrote:

ah, the live of a student

Not even a student at the minute, will be next week though AND a new job, so will be a full time employee, part time student...

7 months of unemployed relaxation though...had a good run I suppose