"I'm such a great lover 'cause.........."

Raiser

The rules are simple - finish the sentence with your very own talent so that we might all pick up lots of ultra-mega sexay Looooove tips for 2007 - Half a tin of Roses and a 2005 Cadburys selection box for the winner.....

I'll start then:

"I'm such a great lover 'cause..........I once made a woman come by whispering in her jacket pocket."

Nalz

.... i scream my own name

monkeyfudge

'....I got lots of lessons from my uncle.'

humanji

"...the corpses have never complianed."

The Hill Billy

...I taught Monkeyfudge's Uncle everything he knows.

Pighead

....because I like to tell lies to boost my severely low self esteem.

digitally-yours

............. I am what I am

KTRIC

........ because yer ma said so

Nalz

Pighead wrote:

....because I like to tell lies to boost my severely low self esteem.

OT...can pigs tell lies?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

...'I made Pighead scream like a piggy'

DilbertPartII

"...they keep asking for more!:D "

gucci

....the sheep try to out flirt each other for me

connundrum

... I've read several books on the topic and taken advice from all the top forum sites.

edit - 'or no, wait, aaarrggghhhh!'

Tar.Aldarion

...my mother told me so.

stooge

....I can do it with my left hand as well as my right :rolleyes:

scojones

...the semi-warm bodies never complain.

Mr Magnolia

'....I have many leather-bound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany. '

Heisenberg.

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Green_Martian

.....no one has woken up yet

FlutterinBantam

.....when I put the hand down its like a horse eatin' sugar lumps

AnonoBoy

..... I like to do it with the lights off, in the missionary position every Saturday night during the second ad break of Tubridy Tonight."

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

...when I'm done, the whole neighbourhood has a cigarette!

Raytown Rocks

...... Father Byrne said so!

Splinter

" because i'v never had to post in PI on boards.ie"

dr.bollocko

Because I learned to control my farting during the romantic parts.

Marksie

bacause they always laugh

Sleepy

Because I always tip...

Karl Hungus

Because I masturbate horses for a living.

Splinter

"because a dog isn't just for christmas, its for life"

Ruu_Old

because you touch yourself at night. .o/

edit: wait a second...d'oh.

exCrumlinBoyo

because I scream "who's ya Daddy, Biatch".........

Seth Brundle

because I let her think she came first!

Fanny Cradock

because of my large genitalia

Black Swan

I'm like the Hotel California.* "You can check out ... but you can never leave."








*The Eagles old song.

Spitfire666

......because she cums before i have to come up for air.

OliviaM

...that was what I was created to be.

Because I was taught well,I'm still very keen to learn and practise several times a week

magnum69

because i mastered it!:cool:

layke

....because it takes her 4 days to stop bleeding.

Steyr

"I'm such a great lover 'cause..........you with the 9' dick classic and you about to go downtown bitch."

ScumLord

Because I use performence enhancing drugs.

Pataman

......because I pull her nightie down when I am finished.

Kold

"Cos before she came there was only darkness."

tman

of yore ma...

Package

i can poke my eye without using my hands

Package

i can stand in two rooms at once