Boardsies, I need your sloganeering!

hoody

I've got a small bit of a challenge for ye if ye have 2 minutes to spare. Basically I've been put in charge of designing a t-shirt for a night out drinking in Limerick as part of a College Crawl thingy (see the Bebo site here: http://collegecrawl06.bebo.com) and I have no idea what to do for it.

So, aside from any discussion of how lame this is (which I think is supposed to be part of the fun, not really sure), has anyone got any suggestions for what I should put on the t-shirt. Ideally, it should be funny, smart, and related to alcohol or Limerick or both in some way. Also has to be unisex.

For instance, for one of the nights, we hcanged the Coca-Cola symbol to read College-Crawl, and it looked pretty cool.

Cheers

Flukey

Limer Hic!

whiskeyman

If it's Limerick, do up a 'Limerick' on it...

How lovely and cheesey and sad...

There once was a bunch of college thinkers,
Who toured the land like a bunch of tinkers,
They've been to Cork and Dublin
and now it's Limerick the fun's in,
It's just a session of big drinkers!

Steyr

Fit for the Dole cuz im a student.

abelard

A beer gut works as well as a stab-proof vest.

sorry

Steffano2002

abelard wrote:

A beer gut works as well as a stab-proof vest.

sorry

Don't apologise Abelard! That's a good one!

boneless

How about 'Enjoy Alcohol Senselessly'.

Sangre

'Lets see a great night wasted'

'This is the one too many!'

'College crawl -> stumble -> fall'

The Sweeper

Awwww - back in the old days in DCU we had one with 'It's never too late to have a happy childhood'.

ScumLord

I'm drunk, mug me!

Your to short and weedy to fight me

If you can read this I'm not drunk enough

Put a load of slogans on your tshirt then at the end
put "you might think writing on tshirts is stupid but
while you where reading this I was staring at your tits"

Feral Mutant

I drink in moderation

moderation: noun
A place in Limerick

scojones

I'm STD Free! Certified by Yore Ma!

RuggieBear

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading

grumpytrousers

Do something like a backstage pass laminate with just

"UL students whatever pub crawl" and then a big "Excess All Areas"

Hello Stab City

plonk

College crawl stumble fall is a good one

The Hill Billy

w00t!

(with the 00's coming from a double-barrel shotgun)

Paulj

Think Conception!

(along with the picture from the 'think contraception' add )

danniemcq

the rim lick crawl

flanger20002003

danniemcq wrote:

the rim lick crawl

LOL, I see what ye did there!

aido179

they drunk me i was told!!!!

the drunker i stand here the longer i get!!!!

do out that eye test thing with the letters getting smaller but blur them out at the bottom then say "blindness causes drinking" [alternative] have different alcohol bottles instead of letters