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Who in the house would you like to do?

  • 09-01-2007 10:03pm
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭


    I'm too tired for a 3some and Jade really gets on my nerves so I'd probably choose the mother.

    Her tatoos and gravelly voice really turns me on and she's a good looking woman for 60 or whatever age she. That said tho I'd have to get liquoured up and do it with the lights out as I've heard a rumour she's missing a hand or a finger or something and that'd probably freak me out whilst I was exploring her body.

    Who in the house would you like to do? 9 votes

    Jade
    0% 0 votes
    Jackie
    66% 6 votes
    Jade & Jackie Threesome
    33% 3 votes


Comments

  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,688 ✭✭✭grimloch


    Yeah, I bet she's filthy in the sack too.emot-flashfap-1.gif


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,028 ✭✭✭Carcharodon


    oh my god, why???????? Why are you asking this????
    I got a shiver up my spine when i read it.... you must be taking the piss..
    If i had a gun to my head it would be Jade but it would be a close call between her and the gun !


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I just saw Jackie hop into the jacuzzi in a very revealing costume. I'm glad to report she has indeed has two hands (not sure about fingers?) but one of her arms looked a bit gimpy.

    I did a sexwee in my pants.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 14,184 ✭✭✭✭Pighead


    It'd probably be somewhere in between Jackie and the threesome. It would be mainly Jackie but because of the gimpyness of her arm, I'd give Jade a shout half way through and ask her to stick a couple of her healthy strong fingers up my arse. In my head they'd be Jackies fingers though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    Ah come on, who wouldn't want a mother daughter threesome? :D

    /pukes


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Where's the Leo option?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    BaZmO* wrote:
    Where's the Leo option?

    Is Jade not man enough for you? Don't be greedy :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    I've changed my mind. I would like to do the Indian burd now. But only because Jackie has been evicted. Farewell my love!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 720 ✭✭✭justfortherecor


    Pighead wrote:
    It'd probably be somewhere in between Jackie and the threesome. It would be mainly Jackie but because of the gimpyness of her arm, I'd give Jade a shout half way through and ask her to stick a couple of her healthy strong fingers up my arse. In my head they'd be Jackies fingers though.

    Post of the year!:D


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,827 ✭✭✭fred funk }{


    Its a fake arm lads, totally fake.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    Pighead wrote:
    I'd give Jade a shout half way through and ask her to stick a couple of her healthy strong fingers up my arse. In my head they'd be Jackies fingers though.

    That's a ridiculous statement! Jade has huge sausage-like fingers. One of hers would easily simulate the presence of two (or perhaps even three?) of a daintier woman like Jackies. That is unless of course you are referring to receiving a full anal fisting in which case I see what you mean.

    Back on topic. I have to say there has been a bumper crop of good looking burds on the show this year. I'd wager it's the highest ratio of 'hottie : dog' ever on any of the big brother shows (either celeb or regular)? If Ms. Goodyear was next evicted I'd have no problem inserting my penis into any or all of the remaining female contestants vaginas.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 18,625 ✭✭✭✭BaZmO*


    Pigman II wrote:
    I'd have no problem inserting my penis into any or all of the remaining female contestants vaginas.
    Even H's?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,921 ✭✭✭✭Pigman II


    BaZmO* wrote:
    Even H's?

    *especially* H's.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 29,930 ✭✭✭✭TerrorFirmer


    Pictures somebody? I've no idea who these people are but as a manly man I have to partake


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