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Donald & Daisy Duck

drunk_monk · 2007-01-09 15:31:27

A NICE WHOLESOME OLD FASHIONED STORY Donald and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex. "Maybe they…

09-01-2007 3:31pm

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A NICE WHOLESOME OLD FASHIONED STORY

Donald and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room
and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was,
"Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom,
they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk,"
she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby
and asked the hotel clerk if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," the clerk said and pulled a packet out from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The clerk asked,
"Would you like me to put that on your bill?

"No!" Donald quacked,
"What kind of a pervert do you think I am?"

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#2 10-01-2007 1:07am

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Hee hee hee. Good one.

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#3 10-01-2007 2:45pm

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why did i laugh??????????????

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#4 10-01-2007 4:06pm

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funny

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#5 10-01-2007 8:58pm

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Good one

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#6 10-01-2007 11:48pm

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Thats so horrible you have to laugh

Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test

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#7 10-01-2007 11:50pm

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Good old Donald Duck!:D made my day!

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#8 11-01-2007 11:11am

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Nice one

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