Dead Rabbit. Classic.

joseph brand · 07-01-2007 4:48pm #1

A guy is sitting quietly reading his paper when his dog bounds into the living room and plonks a dead rabbit at his feet!

The thing is very, very dead, its fur all mangled and filthy and as he peers at it he realises it's his neighbour's pet rabbit.

"Oh my God!" the man says, "you stupid dog. Next door will kill ME when they find out."

He thinks for a bit then rushes up the stairs, washes the poor dead rabbit, brushes its fur all nice and blow dries it.

Satisfied, he creeps round to the neighbour's place, puts the bunny in the hutch and hopes the neighbours just think it died in its sleep.

Well, the very next day his neighbour meets at the garden fence.

"Hey," he says, "did you hear, our pet bunny Fluffy died?"

"No!" says our man, "What happened?"

"Don't know," says the neighbour, "just went to feed her and she was dead."

There was a pause.

"The funny thing is, we buried her, but the next day someone dug her up, cleaned her, brushed her fur and stuck her back in the cage! There's some sickos out there!"