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Crap Golf Joke

Hagar · 2007-01-07 11:34:55

Two guys were playing golf when the first one said, "I really need to take a crap... "The second replied, "Well there's a tree, go behind it and do your stuff. "The first guy looks over at the tree and comments, "But, I don't haveany toliet paper."Being a witty fellow, the second man remarks, "You have a dollar don't you?…

07-01-2007 11:34am

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Hagar

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Two guys were playing golf when the first one said, "I really need to take a crap...
"The second replied, "Well there's a tree, go behind it and do your stuff.
"The first guy looks over at the tree and comments, "But, I don't haveany
toliet paper."Being a witty fellow, the second man remarks, "You have a dollar
don't you? Just use it to wipe yourself." Reluctantly, the first guy goes and
does his stuff. Minutes later he comes back with crap all over him.The second
asks, "Damn, what happened? Didn't you use the dollar?""Hell yes, but have
you ever tried to wipe with three quarters, two dimes, and a nickel?"

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#2 07-01-2007 9:33pm

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thats one s**t joke

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#3 07-01-2007 11:11pm

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Sad and disgusting

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#4 09-01-2007 4:27am

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I laughed.

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#5 09-01-2007 8:14am

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Hehehehe... I can hardly believe I found that funny! :rolleyes:

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#6 09-01-2007 10:49am

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Still trying to figure out the US currency

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#7 10-01-2007 2:52pm

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Enright wrote:

thats one s**t joke

no pun intended i'm sure!!!

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#8 10-01-2007 6:55pm

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Got a chuckle out of me.

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#9 10-01-2007 8:56pm

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Enright wrote:

thats one s**t joke

I laughed at this

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#10 10-01-2007 8:59pm

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not bad

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#11 10-01-2007 9:29pm

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I laughed

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#12 11-01-2007 11:13am

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Why oh why did I laugh?

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