Eye Opening Statistics?

carpenoctem

A few statistics you might not know...

43.7% of all statistics are made up right on the spot (I don't know if that means you can discard almost 44% of the following?!)

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. (And you thought noone would catch you!)

40% of all people who come to a party snoop in your medicine cabinet. (I'm getting a lock for mine!)

99% of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as jack-o-lanterns. (That's really kinf of sad... for the pumpkins!)

And finally....

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

Now, let that one be a warning!

The_B_Man

Also,

People open their eyes 12% more than closing them!

^^Now thats an eye opening statistic for ya!!! (regardless of whether or not that falls into the 43.7% or not)

Capt'n Midnight

carpenoctem wrote:

A few statistics you might not know...
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks. (And you thought noone would catch you!)

heard something about the last two weeks of the year being the busiest for photocopier repairs due to office parties.

Feral Mutant

carpenoctem wrote:

85% of men who die of heartattacks during intercourse, are found to have been cheating on their wives.

On that note; three popes have died while having sex (hopefully not at the same time).

de5p0i1er

Who says you can't learn anything from this board, thanks for the info lads.