Forum rap

melekalikimaka

http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc2/Optimus%20Rhyme%20-%2003%20-%20Obey%20The%20Moderator.mp3

Lyrics :

"I agree to accept the following terms and regulations put forth by the admnistrators of this community and blah blah blah... I accept."

Hey
Listen up newbie, we gotta get a few things straight
Who these people are, that can wait
This my board, my world, my space
I wrote every rule you gotta read 'em ok?
Cool, I guess that's in then we straight
And if you need something I'll be up kinda late
Like two, see that's when it gets bad
People start flaming and everybody's mad
That's when I gotta bust out the ban
Just me man, some of these people just can't stand
One another, so I gotta cover up a scandal
Nah dude I can't let you know my AIM handle

Drop it, I grab your IP and block it
If you can't stay on topic, you got it?
If I wanna lock it there's no way you can stop me
??? the cocky, the cubicle jockey

Obey the moderator, create a state of calm
Scan sentences and announce who's wrong
You are the troller, one week ban
I know your other screen name man
Obey the moderator, I cater to the regs
Hook 'em up with handles and float all the threads
You are the liar, permanent ban
I (modified?) your password man

My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful
Might blink a bit, 80k, there's no way that I be wasteful
People get hate for the ???, it ain't new to me
It can get crazy, yeah in this community
Dude you gotta unlock your caps
Never argue ??? straight through the ???
Even then they never relax, it's all good
??? from six months back, still nobody budges
The worst? Hackers, scum of the earth
Attack us and ??? us we back up ???
But whatever, I got enough ??? up my sleeve
Trade off sleep for new security
That's part of the job I don't mind it
And if you break a rule better believe that I'll be the one to find it
I'm tracking down every last stupid kid account
I'm on my way to admin, there's never been a doubt

I see that you be new to the community and soon to be
In trouble if ???

Oriel

Big Brother got you too, eh?

InFront

There are a lot of non newcomers who could probably improve by reading such advice. New people make the innocent mistakes, anyone at all is capable of being an irritating... *eejit*... new or not.

biko

melekalikimaka wrote:

My sig's kinda big but it's tasteful

Your signature is in violation of the boards.ie signature rules, which can be found here. As these guidelines exist to improve the browsing experience of the boards.ie userbase, and to reduce the workload on its poor, abused servers, it would be greatly appreciated if you were to edit your signature in accordance with these rules. A failure to comply with this request within 48 hours will result in the notification of a boards.ie administrator

Yours sincerely

biko, Boards.ie SIGPO

Sarky

Good merciful crap.

Rb

Cheesy. I think Ruu should do a cover of it though.

Ruu_Old

rb_ie wrote:

Cheesy. I think Ruu should do a cover of it though.

a few smilies in there annnnnnd we're done.

Rabies

Possible Christmas '07 number 1?

biko

Ruu wrote:

a few smilies in there annnnnnd we're done.

I'll start:

My name is Ruu,
How do you do?
Now you gonna die be banned!

Spinoff of Cash's "Boy named Sue"