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Sex Change

  • 02-01-2007 3:02pm
    #1
    drunk_monk
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 719 ✭✭✭


    John (now Jean) is walking down the street after a sex-change
    operation has transformed him into a beautiful women.

    His old friend Pete sees him and says, "John, you look great...you're
    beautiful!"

    John says, "Thanks...but holy Christ, did it hurt."

    Pete says, "When they cut open your chest and put in those implants?"

    John says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

    Pete says, "When they cut off your penis and dug out a vagina?"

    John says, "No, that didn't really hurt."

    Pete says, "Then what did hurt?"

    John says, "When the doctor drilled a hole in my head and
    sucked out half my brain."


Comments

  • #2
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    cringe


  • #3
    Oriel
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 5,154 ✭✭✭Oriel


    Got a smile from me :)


  • #4
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Good one :D


  • #5
    redzerdrog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    :D lol


  • #6
    Car Mad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Car Mad


    i like it :)


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  • #7
    Plug
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,248 ✭✭✭Plug


    Woman hater:mad:
    Good joke though:D


  • #8
    old boy
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,658 ✭✭✭old boy


    made me smile


  • #9
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,971 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    there's nothing better than a bit of sexism! lol. Seriously though, good, innocent(ish) joke.


  • #10
    de5p0i1er
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,274 ✭✭✭de5p0i1er


    Lol. :D:D:D:D


  • #11
    Scrotum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Scrotum


    True, true.:) :)


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  • #12
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Ha :D


  • #13
    Piste
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Haha it;s funny because women have smaller brains and as such are inferior to men :)


  • #14
    county
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,800 ✭✭✭county


    Piste wrote:
    Haha it;s funny because women have smaller brains and as such are inferior to men :)
    according to harry enfield
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU


  • #15
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Piste wrote:
    Haha it;s funny because women have smaller brains and as such are inferior to men :)
    In fact this is not true, but you are probably black (and therefore excused for that error)
    A myth that surfaces, from time to time, is one from the nineteenth century that purported to show that women have smaller brains than men. It had been put forward in the nineteenth century in an effort to prove that women (and black people) were inferior.
    Fausto Sterling, A., (1992) Myths of Gender, Biological Theories about Women and Men, New York


  • #16
    bozzie
    Closed Accounts Posts: 534 ✭✭✭bozzie


    good joke
    nice to see pc has never become a problem here


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