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Techie Joke

The Corinthian · 2007-01-02 10:10:22

Came up with this one over Christmas (no doubt others have come up with the same joke before) and I thought I'd share it here as most of the Humour board would probably not get it: Q. Why do bachelors make such bad DBA's? A. Because they can never commit. Sorry :o ;)

02-01-2007 10:10am

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Came up with this one over Christmas (no doubt others have come up with the same joke before) and I thought I'd share it here as most of the Humour board would probably not get it:

Q. Why do bachelors make such bad DBA's?

A. Because they can never commit.

Sorry

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#3 02-01-2007 10:39am

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*groan*

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#4 02-01-2007 12:57pm

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GoneShootin wrote:

thats a brilliant pic

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#5 02-01-2007 3:28pm

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How many computer programmers does it take to change a light blub?

None thats a hardware problem.

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I like it... ages since I had to use sudo...

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#8 03-01-2007 1:09am

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Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

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