Girlfriends

Hagar

When I was 14, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend.
When I was 16 I got a girlfriend, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with a zest for life.
In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.
When I was 25 I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided that I needed a girl with some excitement.
When I was 28 I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
When I turned 31, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground and married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.
I am now older and wiser, and am looking for a girl with big tits.

Joseph

Brilliant! :d

Plug

i likes:)

Ruu_Old

Not too bad, got a chuckle.

iFight

hehehehe...Nice

Mad Dog

Very good

dvega

Good! Sounds like my life so far,better watch out for that when i turn 31:D

kittenkiller

I'm telling your missus Hagar!

Capt'n Midnight

Should be a sticky in PI

The last two remind me of

Tom Petty wrote:

Yer So Bad
My sister got lucky, married a yuppie
Took him for all he was worth
Now shes a swinger dating a singer
I can't decide which is worse
...
My sisters ex-husband cant get no lovin
Walks around dog-faced and hurt
Now hes got nothin, head in the oven
I can't decide which is worse

projectmayhem

Capt'n Midnight wrote:

Should be a sticky in PI

qft

Thomas_S_Hunterson

Rofl

Custodian

Very good,

Kojak

Excellent

drunk_monk

Very good

de5p0i1er

LOL. Makes sence.