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Drink Driving

  • 23-12-2006 12:44pm
    #1
    sock puppet
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭


    Recently a routine police patrol parked outside a bar in an effort to catch more drink drivers.

    After last call the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk. The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

    After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car which he fell into. He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

    Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

    He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patron vehicles left. At last, the car park empty, he pulled out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

    The police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and carried out a breathalyser test. To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man having consumed any
    alcohol at all!

    Dumbfounded, the officer said, "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the police station. This breathalyser equipment must be broken."

    "Theres nothing wrong with your equipment officer" he said, "I'm the designated decoy."


Comments

  • #2
    dvega
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 363 ✭✭dvega


    Good one!


  • #3
    Tyrrial
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,105 ✭✭✭Tyrrial


    thats pretty good.


  • #4
    The Bollox
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,372 ✭✭✭The Bollox


    LOL! that's brilliant


  • #5
    redzerdrog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,761 ✭✭✭redzerdrog


    i hope i can remember it for later...


  • #6
    Car Mad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 510 ✭✭✭Car Mad


    ha ha jebus thats a good one. :)


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  • #7
    Mad Dog
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 743 ✭✭✭Mad Dog


    Good one :D


  • #8
    Mossy Monk
    Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    this actually happened a few years ago where i come from

    quite clever but i wouldn't recommend it


  • #9
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 31,118 ✭✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    Mossy Monk wrote:
    this actually happened a few years ago where i come from

    quite clever but i wouldn't recommend it

    Yes, I heard about one case when the opposite happened...
    The police watched one man fall over in the carpark on some ice (he was pissed) and followed the car that pulled out next to him (sober driver).

    PS the drunk was driving a LHD car.


  • #10
    samhail
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,699 ✭✭✭samhail


    Was going to repost this joke ! but its here !


    legend of a joke :)


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