Mary didn't lie, she was virgin *shock*

Rabies

I'm in the christmas mood.

Here is proof the Mary was possibly a virgin and was put up the duff by an angel or what ever way the story goes.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6196225.stm

biko

You saying Mary was a dragon?
Sure, why not?

Rabies

Yup. She had some neck on her to pull off a story that has lasted so long

The_Minister

This makes my fantasy of finding a remote tribe made up only of beautiful women a firm possibility. Thank you for spreading some Christmas cheer.
/walks off, penis in one hand and "The Button" in the other.

Rabies

The Button? What is that a code word for?

Take it S&S you sicko

The_Minister

Rabies wrote:

The Button? What is that a code word for?

Take it S&S you sicko

Damn, I didn't think you'd catch that.

"The Button" being to cause a nuclear holocaust, to wipe out all men and make all women grow gigantic mutated or multiple breasts (either will do).

Rabies

The_Minister wrote:

Damn, I didn't think you'd catch that.

Newbie

Now get back on topic and discuss the possiblity that Mary was lizard or that immaculate conception did occur.

I know K is already thing where can he throw this thread. Christianity, tCN, Conspiracy Theories or Cool Vids & Pics & Links

Terry

meh. they just got pregnant after using toilets that the males had jacked off in.

admiralofthefleet

mary was only a virgin if you dont count an*l

Terry

admiralgar wrote:

mary was only a virgin if you dont count an*l

the folks here might disagree.

admiralofthefleet

everybody should have a 'mary was only a virg...' t-shirt, thanks for the link there julep, im a raving male lesbian, i love women, (im really in the xmas mood right now, today fm are playing war is over, and im drunk in work)

Terry

admiralgar wrote:

everybody should have a 'mary was only a virg...' t-shirt, thanks for the link there julep, im a raving male lesbian, i love women, (im really in the xmas mood right now, today fm are playing war is over, and im drunk in work)

24 hour ban for using boards while you are drunk.
let that be a lesson to you all.

Ickle Magoo

Are egg laying reptiles not a slightly different kettle of, well, reptile - from human reproduction & pregnancy?! :eek::)

AngryBadger

Ickle Magoo wrote:

Are egg laying reptiles not a slightly different kettle of, well, reptile - from human reproduction & pregnancy?! :eek::)

You're crazy that's your problem But yeah I think there's something about the particlar genera reptiles belong to being able to fertilise their own goodies...

MarkR

Ickle Magoo wrote:

Are egg laying reptiles not a slightly different kettle of, well, reptile - from human reproduction & pregnancy?! :eek::)

Ah, but don't forget the turkey that also did this. Poultry. And we supposedly taste like what? Yep, that's right. Chicken. Connect the dots.

Blows your mind man!

julep

julep wrote:

24 hour ban for using boards while you are drunk.
let that be a lesson to you all.

Moreso for being drunk in work. That wee skallywag!

Erm, I feel sorry for them dragons- getting pregnant without even experiencing the joys of sex. It's like .. something .. really bad .. possibly .. getting fat without eating?

humbert

The_Minister wrote:

This makes my fantasy of finding a remote tribe made up only of beautiful women a firm possibility. Thank you for spreading some Christmas cheer.
/walks off, penis in one hand and "The Button" in the other.

Not really, the children can only be male. Outta luck I'm afraid

Rabies

My simple mind was wondering, what if one of the new born reptiles grows up and forms a crazy cult. Gets loads of followers, a hunter kills him and sticks him up on a wall as trophy. Would his cult be around in 2000 years and be worth a fortune?

Crucifix

Mary is a lizard? Somebody call David Icke quick!

admiralofthefleet

'Moreso for being drunk in work. That wee skallywag!'


he was joking

Hagar

Joseph: There's no room at the inn.
Mary: You gobshyte, didn't I tell you to book ahead, it's like this every Christmas.

Feral Mutant

*has Godzilla flashback*