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Mary didn't lie, she was virgin *shock*

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    #2
    biko
    Registered Users Posts: 81,223 ✭✭✭✭biko


    You saying Mary was a dragon? :D
    Sure, why not?


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    Yup. She had some neck on her to pull off a story that has lasted so long


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    The_Minister
    Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    This makes my fantasy of finding a remote tribe made up only of beautiful women a firm possibility. Thank you for spreading some Christmas cheer.
    /walks off, penis in one hand and "The Button" in the other.


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    The Button? What is that a code word for?

    Take it S&S you sicko :)


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    The_Minister
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    Rabies wrote:
    The Button? What is that a code word for?

    Take it S&S you sicko :)
    Damn, I didn't think you'd catch that.

    "The Button" being to cause a nuclear holocaust, to wipe out all men and make all women grow gigantic mutated or multiple breasts (either will do).


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    Rabies
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    The_Minister wrote:
    Damn, I didn't think you'd catch that.
    Newbie ;)

    Now get back on topic and discuss the possiblity that Mary was lizard or that immaculate conception did occur.

    I know K is already thing where can he throw this thread. Christianity, tCN, Conspiracy Theories or Cool Vids & Pics & Links :D


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    meh. they just got pregnant after using toilets that the males had jacked off in.


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    admiralofthefleet
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    mary was only a virgin if you dont count an*l


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    admiralgar wrote:
    mary was only a virgin if you dont count an*l
    the folks here might disagree. :)


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    everybody should have a 'mary was only a virg...' t-shirt, thanks for the link there julep, im a raving male lesbian, i love women, (im really in the xmas mood right now, today fm are playing war is over, and im drunk in work)


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    Terry
    Registered Users Posts: 26,061 ✭✭✭✭Terry


    admiralgar wrote:
    everybody should have a 'mary was only a virg...' t-shirt, thanks for the link there julep, im a raving male lesbian, i love women, (im really in the xmas mood right now, today fm are playing war is over, and im drunk in work)
    24 hour ban for using boards while you are drunk.
    let that be a lesson to you all.


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    Ickle Magoo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17,485 ✭✭✭✭Ickle Magoo


    Are egg laying reptiles not a slightly different kettle of, well, reptile - from human reproduction & pregnancy?! :eek::)


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    AngryBadger
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    Ickle Magoo wrote:
    Are egg laying reptiles not a slightly different kettle of, well, reptile - from human reproduction & pregnancy?! :eek::)

    You're crazy that's your problem :p But yeah I think there's something about the particlar genera reptiles belong to being able to fertilise their own goodies...


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    MarkR
    Moderators, Regional Midwest Moderators Posts: 11,084 Mod ✭✭✭✭MarkR


    Ickle Magoo wrote:
    Are egg laying reptiles not a slightly different kettle of, well, reptile - from human reproduction & pregnancy?! :eek::)

    Ah, but don't forget the turkey that also did this. Poultry. And we supposedly taste like what? Yep, that's right. Chicken. Connect the dots.

    Blows your mind man! :)


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    [Deleted User]
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    julep wrote:
    24 hour ban for using boards while you are drunk.
    let that be a lesson to you all.

    Moreso for being drunk in work. That wee skallywag!

    Erm, I feel sorry for them dragons- getting pregnant without even experiencing the joys of sex. It's like .. something .. really bad .. possibly .. getting fat without eating?


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    humbert
    Registered Users Posts: 5,238 ✭✭✭humbert


    The_Minister wrote:
    This makes my fantasy of finding a remote tribe made up only of beautiful women a firm possibility. Thank you for spreading some Christmas cheer.
    /walks off, penis in one hand and "The Button" in the other.

    Not really, the children can only be male. Outta luck I'm afraid :o


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    Rabies
    Registered Users Posts: 15,258 ✭✭✭✭Rabies


    My simple mind was wondering, what if one of the new born reptiles grows up and forms a crazy cult. Gets loads of followers, a hunter kills him and sticks him up on a wall as trophy. Would his cult be around in 2000 years and be worth a fortune?


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    Crucifix
    Registered Users Posts: 3,437 ✭✭✭Crucifix


    Mary is a lizard? Somebody call David Icke quick!


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    admiralofthefleet
    Closed Accounts Posts: 15,515 ✭✭✭✭admiralofthefleet


    'Moreso for being drunk in work. That wee skallywag!'


    he was joking


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    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭Hagar


    Joseph: There's no room at the inn.
    Mary: You gobshyte, didn't I tell you to book ahead, it's like this every Christmas.


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    Feral Mutant
    Registered Users Posts: 950 ✭✭✭Feral Mutant


    *has Godzilla flashback*


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