Customs

drunk_monk

A man and his wife are on a holiday and decide to buy themselves some pets.
He buys a snake, and the woman gets a skunk. As they pass through airport
control, they notice a sign: "No Animals Will Be Allowed Through
Customs." Upset, the woman turns to her husband and asks what they
should do.

After pondering the problem, the man comes up with a plan. "What I'll do is
tie the snake around my waist and pretend it's a snakeskin belt."

"Yes," the woman replies, "but what about the skunk?"

"I don't know," the man says, "hide it up your skirt."

"But what about the smell?" the woman asks.

"Look," says the husband, "if it dies, it dies!"

xzanti

Crude... But funny

Plug

Good one:D

Mad Dog

Brilliant