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Gizzle · 2006-12-15 15:01:18

It came to me in a vision... I've been seeing a lot of threads that have no forseeable end, so, I thought, perhaps we can make the ultimate thread by posting the last post first, and working backwards. Or, er, forwards, to end up at the start.As logically as possible. I'll kick it off; Last Post: "Look, Christmas trees are…

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It came to me in a vision...

I've been seeing a lot of threads that have no forseeable end, so, I thought, perhaps we can make the ultimate thread by posting the last post first, and working backwards. Or, er, forwards, to end up at the start.As logically as possible. I'll kick it off;

Last Post:
"Look, Christmas trees are green, who the hell would want a purple one? And the fact that your hand was there when you said it proves beyond questionable doubt that we can never reach a conclusion!"

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#2 15-12-2006 4:03pm
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This has been done and didn't last.

Beginning: "One day, Rosey and Jim...."

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#3 15-12-2006 4:08pm
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Mental Note: Read stuff before posting. That's the SECOND time...

*abandons thread*

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#4 15-12-2006 8:22pm
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and came back the previous night
There was a young Woman so bright
who could travel faster than light
she went out one day in a relative way

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#5 15-12-2006 8:52pm
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?yas uoy esreveR

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#6 15-12-2006 9:06pm
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beebni

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#7 15-12-2006 9:09pm
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6=tnuoctsop&35520525=p?php.tsopwohs/nitellubv/ei.sdraob.www//[noparse]:p[/noparse]tth

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#8 16-12-2006 12:57am
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"Be this a demon thread?", said Ishmael

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#9 16-12-2006 12:28pm
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"Ay" said Stubbs, "Tis such a thread as has not been seen in New Bedford before."

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#10 18-12-2006 5:16pm
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And I said nay, we are but men.

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#11 18-12-2006 7:12pm
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Gizzle wrote:

And I said nay, we are buttmen.

speak for your self

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#12 20-12-2006 12:52pm
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Capt'n Midnight wrote:

speak for your self

Consider yourself officially sued for slander.

I'm a boobs man meself.

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#13 20-12-2006 3:43pm
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Gizzle wrote:

Consider yourself officially sued for slander.

I'm a boobs man meself.

You'd loose and hopefully would be branded as the litigious person you are. I reserve the right to take legal action against you for your defamatory statements.

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#14 20-12-2006 5:13pm
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Capt'n Midnight wrote:

You'd loose and hopefully would be branded as the litigious person you are. I reserve the right to take legal action against you for your defamatory statements.

You can't take legal action against A DEAD MAN!!!
*jumps out window*

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#15 21-12-2006 9:06am
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Clever tactic.... lets see if it pays off!

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#16 22-12-2006 2:52pm
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If this is a reverse thread - does that mean the further we progress in this thread the further back in time we will travel??

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#17 08-12-2015 9:55pm
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Kojak wrote: »

If this is a reverse thread - does that mean the further we progress in this thread the further back in time we will travel??

Hello Kojak,*waves*; how's the 1970's treating you?

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#18 09-12-2015 12:21am
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Hey, can someone check on Kojak? Not seen them in a while...

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