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Jesus sits in a bar

  • 08-12-2006 5:24pm
    #1
    biko
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭


    In the spirit of Christmas coming up:

    A barman was washing his glasses, when an elderly Galwegian came in. With great difficulty, he hoisted his bad leg over the bar stool,pulled himself up painfully, and asked for a sip of whiskey.
    He looked towards the end of the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?"
    The bartender nodded, so the Galwegian told him to give Jesus a whiskey, too. The next patron to come in was an ailing Meathman with a hunched back, who moved very slowly. He shuffled up to the barstool and asked for a pint of Guinness. He also looked down the bar and asked if that
    was Jesus sitting at the end of the bar. The bartender nodded, so he said to give Him a Pint of Guinness, too.
    The third patron to enter the bar was a Thick Dublin Jackeen, who swaggered into the bar and yelled, "Alrigh' Mate, give us a pint o'cider. Hey,is tha' Jaysus over thair?"
    The barman nodded, so the Jackeen told him to give Jesus a pint of cider
    too.
    As Jesus got up to leave, he walked over to the Galwegian, touched him and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"
    The Galwegian felt the strength comeback to his leg, so he got up and danced a jig out the door.
    Jesus touched the Meathman and said, "For your kindness, you are healed!"
    The Meathman felt his back straighten, so he raised his hands above his head and did a flip out the door.
    Jesus walked towards the Jackeen, but the Jackeen jumped back and shouted, "Don't f*in touch me ! I'm on f*in disability benifit!"


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