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Yore Ma is so stupid...

  • 08-12-2006 10:33am
    #1
    Hagar
    Closed Accounts Posts: 16,793 ✭✭✭✭


    Yore Ma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes

    Yore Ma so stupid when your dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside with a spoon

    Yore Ma so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read

    Yore Ma so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

    Yore Ma so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

    Yore Ma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!

    Yore Ma so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!

    Yore Ma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

    Yore Ma so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!

    Yore Ma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money!

    Yore Ma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

    Yore Ma so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!

    Yore Ma so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.

    Yore Ma so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.

    Yore Ma so stupid she asked you "What is the number for 911"

    Yore Ma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

    Yore Ma so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."

    Yore Ma so stupid she got stabbed in a shoot out.

    Yore Ma so stupid she stole free bread.

    Yore Ma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.

    Yore Ma so stupid she stepped on a crack and broke her own back.

    Yore Ma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners.

    Yore Ma so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on Soul Train.

    Yore Ma so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.

    Yore Ma so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!

    Yore Ma so stupid she thinks Fleetwood Mac is a new hamburger at McDonalds!

    Yore Ma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

    Yore Ma so stupid that she thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.

    Yore Ma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home.

    Yore Ma so stupid when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice instead.

    Yore Ma so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

    Yore Ma so stupid she took a umbrella to see Purple Rain.

    Yore Ma so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."

    Yore Ma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.


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