make ur wii sloagans here!

magick

Eat Sleep and Wii !

Nintendo, tis a Wii bit o fun !

Wanna play with my Wii?!

shinzon

for the first time in history "Im going for a WII", doesnt , mean going to the the toilet

barum rum bum


Shin

MikeHoncho

On the 8th of December I will be like the 3rd little piggy and will "wii wii wii" all the way home

jonski

It should be

'wanna play with my Wii Wand'

abelard

"monkey Wii, monkey do"

"Bud......Wii......ser"

"Sometimes you feel like a Wii, sometimes you don't"

"Made to make your Wii water"

"I love a cup of Wii in the morning"

Dooom

"Gimme back me Wii!"
"Wii need you"
"I leave my Wii by the tv"
"Shìte, I dropped the box and my Wii went everywhere"

/leaves

RE*AC*TOR

"I can't wait for Nintendo's new console - the Wii".

koneko

"This thread is pretty lame, not awesome like the new Nintendo Wii"

Gizzle

Jaysus ye're all woeful.

In Nintendo Wii Trust.

Kill the lights, this thread is COMPLETE!....

......

*tumbleweed*

danbhala

Wii wish you a Merry Christmas;
Wii wish you a Merry Christmas;
Wii wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
Good tidings Wii bring to you and your kin;
Good tidings for Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding;
Oh, bring us a figgy pudding and a cup of good cheer

Wii won't go until Wii get some;
Wii won't go until Wii get some;
Wii won't go until Wii get some, so bring some out here

Wii wish you a Merry Christmas;
Wii wish you a Merry Christmas;
Wii wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

Retr0gamer

wii will rock you.

po0k

Wii shall go on to the end, Wii shall fight in France, Wii shall fight on the seas and oceans, Wii shall fight with growing confidence and growing strength in the air, Wii shall defend our Gaming Ideals, whatever the cost may be, Wii shall fight on the beaches, Wii shall fight on the landing grounds, Wii shall fight in the fields and in the streets, Wii shall fight in the hills; Wii shall never surrender, and even if, which I do not for a moment believe, this Platform or a large part of it were subjugated and starving, then our Empire beyond the seas, armed and guarded by the True Gamers, would carry on the struggle, until, in Goat's good time, the New World, with all its power and might, steps forth to the rescue and the liberation of the old.

Gizzle

I Wii-p for ye. People should be Wii-ned off simply substituting "we" for "Wii". It shows Wii-k creativity and imagination.

magick

I love my girlfriends Wii !!!!

Retr0gamer

Eat, sleep and drink Wii.

Balfa

I hope when you're standing in line, you'll be singing "One Wii, or another, I'm gonna find you, I'm gonna getyou getyou getyou getyou..."

Balfa

On another note... Only 3 more days?! Yargh! I'm only half-way through Zelda (about 35 hours) as I don't get loads of time to play it. Some of you are going to be finished it before me!

DarthWraak

Retrogamer's wii little countdown

Jackabo

The games will give you a wii bit of w*nkers cramp

TheAlmightyArse

Nintendo Wii means urine control.

TheAlmightyArse

Jackabo wrote:

w*nkers cramp

Tits. I hate it when the right side of my face gets all twitchy.

NiSmO

This post has been deleted.

jonski

TheAlmightyArse wrote:

Nintendo Wii means urine control.

1st prize \o/

Star Lord

Wii boys and their toys

Kinetic^

DamoElDiablo wrote:

Wii boys and their toys

Boys and their wii toys

Christmas day at the Kenny household: Dad, "Son, dinner's ready"

Young Kenny, "Piss off da, I'm playing with me wii"

Syth

One Wii to rule them all

danniemcq

that wii bit different

get a wii bit of exercise

monument

> Reads thread
> Shakes head
> Turns eyes to sky

tman

"How's yer Wii for a gallop???"

magick

> Reads thread
> Shakes head
> Turns eyes to sky

tut tut only wii comments plz

> Reads wii thread
> Shakes wii head
> Turns wii eyes to sky

Thats Better!

Ivan

Finally girls have an excuse for being inferior to boys at console gaming...

"Girls cant wii standing up!"

monument

magick wrote:

tut tut only wii comments plz

> Reads thread
> Shakes head
> Turns eyes to sky
> Goes for a Wii

Rnger

theres a clever one reffering the Wii to WII (the war) in there somewhere, i just cant think of it...

CiDeRmAn

It turned out that first thing on the morning of the 8th of December my Wii was coloured white.

Now You Can Wii Play Without Peeing On Anyone!

At Last, Wii That Won't Stain The Carpet!

(Scene... Guy in Nintendo T-shirt, spent too long playing with his new Nintendo console, finally cracks as he goes to get another bottle of Coke and spots his reflection in a mirror...)
You talkin' to Mii?
You talkin' to Mii?
You talkin' to Mii?
Then who the hell else are you talking... you talking to Mii?
Well I'm the only one here. Who the f**k do you think you're talking to?
(Then pulls out Wiimote and aims at self in mirror)

Heck I think I just can up with the next Wii advert!
Nintendo, give me (or is that mii) money now!