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20-1, especially for the festive season :)

  • 30-11-2006 10:08pm
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    CorsetRibbons
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    20: is the number of relatives you have to face, questionning your love life at a christmas family gathering. How do you feel about the on coming interrogation?

    19: is the number of people to pelt you with snowballs when you're already late for work and now you have to go change your clothes. You must escape your house and get safetly into your car without it happening again. How do you do this?

    18: is the number of years you've spent at home for christmas. This year, it's time to have christmas abroad. Where shall you go and who with?

    17: is the number of minutes left until the shops close for the christmas holiday. You still have 2 more presents left to buy but unfortunately all you can see on the shelves are: toilet seat covers, a sack of marbles and a three-pack of highlighter markers. Do you buy these and face the shame of giving such 'practical' presents?

    16: is the number of mince-pies you have to eat in the local, 'I Can Eat All The Mince Pies in the World' yule competition. How do you feel after them?

    15: is the number of times you've said 'no thank you' to Aunt Sally's christmas triffle. She is still waving it under your nose, decorated complete with a sprig of holly. You are getting slightly irritated at her forcefulness. How do you break it to her that her triffle tastes like s**T?

    14: is the number of times you've had to dodge Vernon/Gretchen from trying to passion with you under a wilting piece of mistletoe at the local christmas hop. He/she finally manages to grab you and kiss you before you even have time to blink. What do you do? how do you feel? Do you seek revenge of some sort?

    13: is the number of times you are made perform your party piece at the above christmas hop. What is your party piece?

    12: is the number or times The Wizard of Oz is being shown on the air over the christmas period. The show has invaded 5 channels and nobody in the TV industry seems to care. You need to find other ways to occupy your time and watching a DVD is out of the question as all your DVD players are broken. What will you do instead?

    11: is the numbers of times you blatantly stated (to 11 people) you did not want to recieve any selection boxes this year as you are trying out a new diet. Funnily enough, you recieve 11 selection boxes. They all contain your absolute favourite Malteasers and Galaxys. Can you resist the temptation to indulge yourself?

    10: pm is the time that you hear little thumping sounds on your roof on christmas eve night. You know that all of your family went to bed very early because they were tired. You hear a jingle too. You go to your window and see snow sliding off the roof and hear reindeer sounds. What are you thinking?

    09: is the number of cousins you have to babysit while Aunt Sally and Uncle Rob go out to their annual christmas work dinner. 4 of the kids are tucked up in bed asleep, 2 are sitting peacefully watching The Escape Clause and 3 are running riot pulling baubles off the christmas tree and squeezing Holly and Ivy washing up liquid all over the kitchen floor. What are you gonna do to control the situation?

    08: minutes is the notice you are given that the Santa in the local mall is ill and can't make an appearance. There are hundreds of children waiting to see see him. They are going to be very disappointed if they can't see him because they've waited for hours. you have been asked to fill Santa's boots. Do you think you can pull it off?

    07: is the number of bottles of fragrance you have been given for christmas. What are you going to do with them all?

    06: is the number of friends you invite round for christmas dinner and games. What have you rounded up to entertain them all?

    05: is the number of kittens that have appeared in your garden. It seems that a cat came in, gave birth, the left again. Now the kittens are huddled up in a little fluffy heap out in the wintery cold. You are their only hope. Do you give them a home?

    04: is the amount of coffees you need to cure you new years night out/in. What did you do for new years eve?

    03: euro is all you have left to buy one last christmas present for you significant other. You had completely forgotten about buying for them until now. You need to make the most of this 3 euro. What do you buy them?

    02: is the number of activities you can do this christmas. Time and money are not factors. What will you spend your time doing?

    01: is the number of minutes you have been up on christmas morning. There is a sock full of presents at the end of your bed. What, ideally, would you love to find inside?


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