Santa's Web Cams For Sluts

Just My View

Santa Rides Again... With any luck...
So its coming up to Xmas and its time to roll out the Fat Old Perv Strike Force again!

For those of you who don't know what this is... Every year we collect anonymous donations from the community and I manage a separate bank account from which every penny goes to a variety of needful hookers and coke dealers around Xmas.

This year we will be concentrating our efforts on a section of the community often over-looked by other charities. Yes, you've guessed it, slutty hot young women. Our aim is to provide every one of this hopefully scantilly clad well endowed girls with her very own web cam.

Donations come in two forms, the first being purchases of web-cams or items from various specialist stores of toys, lingerie, and other and entertainment items which are delivered to me and I oversee their distribution and use before the big day. The second is straightforward money donations which are pooled and used to buy these items that we have determined the various girls can use.

Shortly I'll be announcing the shopping lists but for now just browse the Ann Summers, Victoria's Secrets and PC World catalogues. I also want to let you all know that the site is up and active again and over the next few days I'll be getting the whole thing going again.

Most importantly the website is:

Our Website: http://www.santaswebcamsforsluts.com


Good Lawyer Needed: It's high time this stopped being something I do for a giggle and became more formal. Last year we got away with it but I think the Internet cops are on to us so a bit of legal expertise might be needed. If thats you, I need your help. It shouldnt be much work but I've no idea how to go about it.

If you have a suggestion for a slapper that needs a web cam to be targetted by us (preferably without her knowing!;) ) then drop me a PM.

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Mossy Monk

i would say this belongs to Humour but i can't find any

Just My View

Oops, I ment to put it in Humour, maybe someone could move it please?
I also ment it to be funny, but there you go.:o

deisedevil

Oh for gods sake. I hope you didn't spend long writing this. What Mossy said was funnier.

and your link is broken....

Pighead

Jesus what is this? Cynical snidey Saturday. Give the lad a break. Haven't seen you two fcukers contributing anything to a quiet Saturday on boards.

You both should be ashamed of yourselves, you remind Pighead of a cousin of his who upon receiving his Christmas gifts thinks it cool to pronounce "Thats a rubbish present, I shan't ever play with it, thanks for nothing"

Tell you what lads, between the two of you I dare you to come up with a thread before midday and then we'll compare both and announce a Thread Champion by 1. Clocks running.

Mossy Monk

i dont believe i can make a witty and hillarious thread so i don't bother trying

emeraldstar

??????

Kintarō Hattori

Ahh I thought it was mildly funny. There ya go.

Pighead

Mossy Monk wrote:

i dont believe i can make a witty and hillarious thread so i don't bother trying

He who doesn't bother trying shall end up on his deathbed muttering "Fcuking hell, that was a bit of a shit life, if only I had of tried harder"

Fear of failure is for the weak.

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

Mossy Monk

Pighead wrote:

He who doesn't bother trying shall end up on his deathbed muttering "Fcuking hell, that was a bit of a shit life, if only I had of tried harder"

Fear of failure is for the weak.

yes, and i am a feeble excuse for a human being. what's your point exactly?

Pighead

Mossy Monk wrote:

yes, and i am a feeble excuse for a human being. what's your point exactly?

Pigheads point is thus:

Mock not those who try, as mocking will make them cry,
Encourage them all the while,
and then you shall see them smile.

Cracking thread this by the way. Respect OP!

Kintarō Hattori

What a classy reply.

deisedevil

Pighead wrote:

Jesus what is this? Cynical snidey Saturday. Give the lad a break. Haven't seen you two fcukers contributing anything to a quiet Saturday on boards.

You both should be ashamed of yourselves, you remind Pighead of a cousin of his who upon receiving his Christmas gifts thinks it cool to pronounce "Thats a rubbish present, I shan't ever play with it, thanks for nothing"

Tell you what lads, between the two of you I dare you to come up with a thread before midday and then we'll compare both and announce a Thread Champion by 1. Clocks running.

Well hell if ya put it up there on a forum then your gonna get peoples opinions on it aint ya. Asking me to come up with something funnier is like a chef telling a food critic who gave a bad review of his ****e food to go in the kitchen and cook a better meal. Your funny enough yourself anyways pighead, you made a boring thread slightly more amusing.

Pighead

deisedevil wrote:

Well hell if ya put it up there on a forum then your gonna get peoples opinions on it aint ya. Asking me to come up with something funnier is like a chef telling a food critic who gave a bad review of his ****e food to go in the kitchen and cook a better meal. Your funny enough yourself anyways pighead, you made a boring thread slightly more amusing.

Ah c'mon buddy, its not like that at all. Food critics and chefs are from different backgrounds and it would be grossly unfair to ask the critic to cook a meal for judgement. JustAView, your good self and Mr Mossy Monk are all Boards Posters and therefore you are all on a level playing field. Anyway all this talk of food is making Pighead hungry. Happy Saturday to one and all.

FlutterinBantam

What I hear from the OP is a cry that many of the great unwashed hear.
The blatant abuse of taxpayers money by fat slappers and skangers who use every means at their disposal to maximise benefits to the detrement of those who R E A L L Y need them.

Thats what I hear.

It may be faint,it may be obtuse,it may be buried under an attempt at humour,but thats what I hear