Cracking

hallelujah

Do you crack one of in work? If so, how often and do you feel guilty afterwards?

humanji

hallelujah wrote:

Do you crack one of in work? If so, how often and do you feel guilty afterwards?

rofl, best thread ever!

KTRIC

Do you mean at my desk or in the store room ?

hallelujah

KTRIC wrote:

Do you mean at my desk or in the store room ?

Anywhere, toilets, etc..

Terry

i personally don't, but i do have a friend who gets off on cracking one off in other people's homes (he's a house painter).

hallelujah

julep wrote:

i personally don't, but i do have a friend who gets off on cracking one off in other people's homes (he's a house painter).

You're friends a legend.

connundrum

LOLz! I've honestly never had the slightest inkling towards cracking one out in work.. it is quite the unsexiest place ever. Although, we've a new printer so that might get a going over later

There was a guy in college who insisted that he 'interefered with himself' about 5-7 times a day.. thats just not right! Where would ya even get the time

Ya wouldn't want to be shaking hand's with him ever!

Sp@rtacus

connundrum wrote:

There was a guy in college who insisted that he 'interefered with himself' about 5-7 times a day..

:eek: :eek:
He mustve spent a fortune on sudocream and deep heat. Though you'd want to be careful not to rub them on the wrong parts.

Scrotum

All the time and never feel guilty, i`m gonna have one now.
Me mickeys like a bicycle handgrip.

Wez

Scrotum wrote:

All the time and never feel guilty, i`m gonna have one now.
Me mickeys like a bicycle handgrip.

Would have never have guessed with a name like that! Love your honesty..

exCrumlinBoyo

Yes I have.... when the stress kicks in or you see a nice look bird around the place, why not head to the jacks and have a quick one.... Great stress releaver..... :eek:

Max_Damage

Forgive my ignorance, but what the hell is 'cracking'?

KTRIC

Max_Damage wrote:

Forgive my ignorance, but what the hell is 'cracking'?

Spanking your monkey
Servicing your drive shaft
Having a night in with Pam and her five friends

Etc etc...

bluto63

KTRIC wrote:

Spanking your monkey
Servicing your drive shaft
Having a night in with Pam and her five friends

Etc etc...

Woah! I thought it was farting and I was about to say I do it all the time!

GOD NO!

Thrill

bluto63 wrote:

Woah! I thought it was farting and I was about to say I do it all the time!

GOD NO!

Thought the same thing myself and was about to say that a guy in his late sixties at work cracks off all the time in front of people cos he cant help it.

Heyes

thrill wrote:

Thought the same thing myself and was about to say that a guy in his late sixties at work cracks off all the time in front of people cos he cant help it.

LOL...

Kojak

bluto63 wrote:

Woah! I thought it was farting

I have to say I thought that was the purpose of this thread, also.

bluto63

Re-reading this thread knowing what "cracking" is makes it a hell of a lot funnier

GrumPy

^^agreed^^

I'm ashamed to say it has passed through my mind on occasion whilst on the train, and sometimes even in work.

Never did it though.

fifth

No, but I once worked with a guy that smelled like he was up to it everytime he visited the loo.

He's not working with us anymore.

aidan24326

Have done a couple of times. Not the most ideal location in the world but sometimes you just got to!

GrumPy

aidan24326 wrote:

Have done a couple of times. Not the most ideal location in the world but sometimes you just got to!

Were do you work? :eek: Wont be buying anything in there!

To be honest I thought guy's would have gotten straight away what it meant!

aidan24326

Irish GrumPy wrote:

Were do you work? :eek: Wont be buying anything in there!

Nowhere that you'll be buying anything so you've nowt to worry about!

faceman

aidan24326 wrote:

Nowhere that you'll be buying anything so you've nowt to worry about!

a fishmongers?
its the smell that does it for you?

stovelid

Me too

bluto63 wrote:

Woah! I thought it was farting and I was about to say I do it all the time!

GOD NO!

Blitzkrieger

No - it's too cold in there.

But that's not the only reason.........