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Cracking

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  • 24-11-2006 10:32am
    #1
    hallelujah
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    Do you crack one of in work? If so, how often and do you feel guilty afterwards?


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    humanji
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    hallelujah wrote:
    Do you crack one of in work? If so, how often and do you feel guilty afterwards?


    rofl, best thread ever!


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    KTRIC
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    Do you mean at my desk or in the store room ?


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    hallelujah
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    KTRIC wrote:
    Do you mean at my desk or in the store room ?

    Anywhere, toilets, etc..


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    Terry
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    i personally don't, but i do have a friend who gets off on cracking one off in other people's homes (he's a house painter).


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    hallelujah
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    julep wrote:
    i personally don't, but i do have a friend who gets off on cracking one off in other people's homes (he's a house painter).



    You're friends a legend.


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    connundrum
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    LOLz! I've honestly never had the slightest inkling towards cracking one out in work.. it is quite the unsexiest place ever. Although, we've a new printer so that might get a going over later ;)

    There was a guy in college who insisted that he 'interefered with himself' about 5-7 times a day.. thats just not right! Where would ya even get the time :confused:


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    [Deleted User]
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    Ya wouldn't want to be shaking hand's with him ever! :)


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    Sp@rtacus
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    connundrum wrote:
    There was a guy in college who insisted that he 'interefered with himself' about 5-7 times a day..

    :eek: :eek:
    He mustve spent a fortune on sudocream and deep heat. Though you'd want to be careful not to rub them on the wrong parts.


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    #10
    Scrotum
    Closed Accounts Posts: 139 ✭✭Scrotum


    All the time and never feel guilty, i`m gonna have one now.
    Me mickeys like a bicycle handgrip.


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    #11
    Wez
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    Scrotum wrote:
    All the time and never feel guilty, i`m gonna have one now.
    Me mickeys like a bicycle handgrip.


    Would have never have guessed with a name like that! Love your honesty..


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    exCrumlinBoyo
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    Yes I have.... when the stress kicks in or you see a nice look bird around the place, why not head to the jacks and have a quick one.... Great stress releaver..... :eek:


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    #13
    Max_Damage
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    Forgive my ignorance, but what the hell is 'cracking'?


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    KTRIC
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    Max_Damage wrote:
    Forgive my ignorance, but what the hell is 'cracking'?


    Spanking your monkey
    Servicing your drive shaft
    Having a night in with Pam and her five friends

    Etc etc...


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    bluto63
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    KTRIC wrote:
    Spanking your monkey
    Servicing your drive shaft
    Having a night in with Pam and her five friends

    Etc etc...

    Woah! I thought it was farting and I was about to say I do it all the time!

    GOD NO!


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    Thrill
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    bluto63 wrote:
    Woah! I thought it was farting and I was about to say I do it all the time!

    GOD NO!

    Thought the same thing myself and was about to say that a guy in his late sixties at work cracks off all the time in front of people cos he cant help it.


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    Heyes
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    thrill wrote:
    Thought the same thing myself and was about to say that a guy in his late sixties at work cracks off all the time in front of people cos he cant help it.

    LOL... :p


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    Kojak
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    bluto63 wrote:
    Woah! I thought it was farting

    I have to say I thought that was the purpose of this thread, also. :o


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    bluto63
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    Re-reading this thread knowing what "cracking" is makes it a hell of a lot funnier


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    #20
    GrumPy
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    ^^agreed^^ :D

    I'm ashamed to say it has passed through my mind on occasion whilst on the train, and sometimes even in work.

    Never did it though.


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    #21
    fifth
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    No, but I once worked with a guy that smelled like he was up to it everytime he visited the loo.

    He's not working with us anymore. ;)


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    #22
    aidan24326
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    Have done a couple of times. Not the most ideal location in the world but sometimes you just got to! :D


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    #23
    GrumPy
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    aidan24326 wrote:
    Have done a couple of times. Not the most ideal location in the world but sometimes you just got to! :D

    Were do you work? :eek: Wont be buying anything in there! :D


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    [Deleted User]
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    To be honest I thought guy's would have gotten straight away what it meant!


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    #25
    aidan24326
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    Irish GrumPy wrote:
    Were do you work? :eek: Wont be buying anything in there! :D

    Nowhere that you'll be buying anything so you've nowt to worry about!


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    faceman
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    aidan24326 wrote:
    Nowhere that you'll be buying anything so you've nowt to worry about!

    a fishmongers?
    its the smell that does it for you? :D


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    #27
    stovelid
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    Me too :D
    bluto63 wrote:
    Woah! I thought it was farting and I was about to say I do it all the time!

    GOD NO!


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    #28
    Blitzkrieger
    Registered Users Posts: 6,661 ✭✭✭Blitzkrieger


    No - it's too cold in there.

    But that's not the only reason.........


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