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wanted 30 Chianamen and Zepplin

  • 23-11-2006 11:55am
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭


    wanted 25- 30 Chianamen and Zepplin for elaborate Practical Joke


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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    AH gets stranger and stranger each and every day :)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,399 ✭✭✭✭r3nu4l


    AH gets stranger and stranger each and every day :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 13,497 ✭✭✭✭Dragan


    It's an old one, i believe it appeared in the wanted ads of the San Fransico Times originally?? Not sure though.

    My favourite was always

    "Wanted : One person to go back in time with me. Must provide own food and weapons. Slight chance of death as i have only done this once before."

    was in the wanted section of the NY Times in 2001 i believe. Utter genius. :)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    roughan wrote:
    wanted 25- 30 Chianamen and Zepplin for elaborate Practical Joke

    What are ya doing building a rialroad or something?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 294 ✭✭Pazaz 21


    I'm sure if you change the chinamen to japanessemen you have some sort of a Kamakazee joke there !

    Are the 30 chinamen to blow up the Zepplin ?


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  • Moderators, Entertainment Moderators Posts: 10,446 Mod ✭✭✭✭xzanti


    roughan wrote:
    wanted 25- 30 Chianamen and Zepplin for elaborate Practical Joke

    Ashton?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 426 ✭✭roughan


    Must be Hydrogen not Helium !!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭ekevosu


    jimmy carr has this joke in his standup act....although he probably robbed it from elsewhere


  • Moderators, Recreation & Hobbies Moderators Posts: 10,912 Mod ✭✭✭✭Ponster




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 1,791 ✭✭✭Linoge




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  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 5,584 ✭✭✭c - 13




  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 7,589 ✭✭✭Hail 2 Da Chimp


    I dunno... Sounds like an orgy to me!


  • Moderators, Education Moderators Posts: 2,432 Mod ✭✭✭✭Peteee


    Why are practical jokes *always* elaborate? Can one not have simple practical jokes?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 22,818 ✭✭✭✭The Hill Billy


    Peteee wrote:
    Why are practical jokes *always* elaborate? Can one not have simple practical jokes?
    Good point. An elaborate practical joke wouldn't be very practical.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14,277 ✭✭✭✭Rb


    ekevosu wrote:
    jimmy carr has this joke in his standup act....although he probably robbed it from elsewhere
    Aye, some of the ones in his act are absolutely brilliant though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 987 ✭✭✭ekevosu


    http://www.flickr.com/photos/lmg/3400653/in/set-85251/

    He actually had to ring these in such as the one above and the girl on the phone to him apparently didnt even blink when he read it to her.

    Anyone have a link to jimmy carrs t-shirts he did for the show, some classics there as well?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    roughan wrote:
    wanted 25- 30 Chianamen and Zepplin for elaborate Practical Joke
    How about a huge manatee?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,625 ✭✭✭Sofaspud


    biko wrote:
    How about a huge manatee?

    Oh, the huge manatee!


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