CSI:Miami and Endless David Caruso One Liners

SoSueMe

If it seems like David Caruso ends every CSI: Miami cold open by strangling the life out of an already cheesy one-liner, well, that's because he does.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_sarYH0z948

Killaqueen!!!

haha brilliant. i love CSI

Nightwish

I love Horatio!

Ghost Train

Some of the line's he come out with are sooo bad I just cringe
things like "I made a promise to a little girl/boy"
much prefer grissom

Rb

Haha, brilliant

Horatio!

tvnutz

ah brilliant! I have been waiting for someone to string a load of them together,pure class! He rivals Chuck Norris and the Hoff

J.R.HARTLEY

he delivers them every week in miami but grissom was doing it for ages in CSI always with the cheesey line at the start before the music kicked in, then they started sharing it out and Catherine, Brass and the others all got to say the cheesey line, it's only noticeable on horatio cause he does it all the time, the show is centred around him it'd fall apart without him, could you imagine just delko and the annoying blonde one on screen all the time.

tvnutz

lol ye but I think it is the sunglasses that are the funniest thing of all. He puts them on in nearly every clip!

I think they left out the one where he Tripp says "Looks like a drive by" and Horatio goes "Drive by,Miami style" Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhy!

Reganio 2

I am more of a grissom man myself. Horatio anoys me every episode he stands up perfectly straight puts his sunglasses on and puts his hands on his hips and brushing his coat back while he does it.

J.R.HARTLEY

tvnutz wrote:

lol ye but I think it is the sunglasses that are the funniest thing of all. He puts them on in nearly every clip!

I think they left out the one where he Tripp says "Looks like a drive by" and Horatio goes "Drive by,Miami style" Yeeeeeeaaaaaaahhhhhhhhy!

yeah the glasses make the cheese effect, the miami drive by is in there, just so many you can't remember them all

kevmy

* puts on sunglasses .... puts hands on hips ..... and makes cheesy oneliner*:cool: :cool:

Jip

J.R.HARTLEY wrote:

the show is centred around him it'd fall apart without him

He's exactly the reason why I don't watch the Miami franchise, he's without doubt the most annoying T.V. character around at the moment.

Crowhill

The best David Caruso scene ever is in "Rambo: First Blood", when Rambo stabs him in the hole; he screams like a girl.

kevmy

Crowhill wrote:

...when Rambo stabs him in the hole...

I'd say he liked that