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What about that thing with Richard Gere and the gerbil? Is that true?"

  • 18-11-2006 2:18am
    #1
    Closed Accounts Posts: 691 ✭✭✭


    I was watching Scream the other night-Hadnt seen it in ages and then this part comes on

    "Well, you can only hear that Richard Gere gerbil story
    so many times before you got to start to believe it."

    I ment to look it up a million times but kept forgetting!

    APPARANTLY Many years ago, "they" say, Mr. Gere was admitted into the emergency room of a Los Angeles hospital with foreign object lodged in his rectum.An x-ray was taken and it was determined that the foreign object was a gerbil.Mr. Gere was rushed to surgery, where it took an entire team of doctors to extract the animal from Gere's behind.:eek:

    Thats gotta be bull-People dont actually do that do they?

    Also couldnt Gere have sued the makers of Scream for saying that?

    What do you think? 23 votes

    It's true
    0%
    Not sure
    34%
    FatBtmanKaromaparasiteCalidenGandhiadmiralofthefleetScrotum 8 votes
    No way thats true its just media hype
    0%
    Something else(Comment)
    65%
    D-GenerateTalideonWackerRbFranknFurterBinomateSam VimesFeral Mutantjudas101KamiKaziBodhidharmapepperzzxxsmallpawssonners 15 votes


Comments

  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,783 ✭✭✭Binomate


    Something else(Comment)
    When are stories about celebrities ever true?


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 44,193 ✭✭✭✭Basq


    Very old BS rumour.. i'll let Snopes tell the rest!


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 23,216 ✭✭✭✭monkeyfudge


    Jamie Lee Curtis is a hermaphrodite though.


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 81,220 ✭✭✭✭biko


    Voted "Something else(Comment)"
    Comment: FFS...


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 976 ✭✭✭Gandhi


    Not sure
    You know what I heard? The chick in "The Crying Game" is actually a dude!!! A man, I tells ya!!!!

    And The Predator is invisible!!! That's why Arnold Schwarzeneggar would just see leaves and branches shuffling around after all his unit would get killed and hung up from the trees!!!!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Carrigart Exile


    There is a very well known hollywood star seriously in the closet and staying there thanks to his ferocious lawyers. Romours abound as to who it is and mr Gere is one being considered. The Gerbil action is something that is done in the weirder side of gays*x (where do you think the group The Pet Shop Boys got their name)


  • Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,179 ✭✭✭samo


    One of the stranger moments of my school years many years ago, was that our religious studies teacher told the Richard Gere/Gerbil story to us a disbelieving bunch of 15 year olds!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 994 ✭✭✭Carrigart Exile


    samo wrote:
    One of the stranger moments of my school years many years ago, was that our religious studies teacher told the Richard Gere/Gerbil story to us a disbelieving bunch of 15 year olds!

    Clearly religious education has got a lot more interesting since my time:)


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