I need an excuse

afatbollix

i was ment to head out tonight... but couldent be arsed now due to it being late / up early and a good tv show on...

any one know a good one?

Karl Hungus

"I like TV better than you, you boring git."

monkeyfudge

How about it was too late and you had to be up early and there was a good tv show on?

Karl Hungus

"Crocodiles bit off my face!"

claire-g

u sat down in front of tv and fell asleep, phone was on silent since work/college/whatever and u woke at 3am and crawled into bed.......and if u have o2 phone (and possibly vodafone etc) u can schedule for a txt to be sent at that time to make it all the more believable

Tho if anyone does this to me.........i will be very upset!!!!

iFight

had vicious diahorea

bluto63

You said yourself you have to get up early. Is that not enough?

Faith

Sorry, I forgot.

Rabies

Fell asleep on the couch watching tv, phone was on silent. Tough day at work, just passed out.

Rhyme

"No"

biko

The truth shall set you free

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

You were broke?
Your dog ate your wallet?
You're a registered sex offender and aren't allowed out that late as part of your parole?

What was the TV prog anyway? Was feck all on TV tonight?

Rabies

Rhyme wrote:

"No"

But if the plans were to meet a woman then you run in to problems with an answer like that.

No means yes, but then you say yes and it means you don't want to go out. The it all comes back to the day you said her arse looked big in those pants. Then it comes to an end when you admit you fancy her mother.

Do you see where this is going? I

Just lie OP...

sinkingfish

text them a link to this page and let them pick one for themselves?

afatbollix

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

You were broke?


What was the TV prog anyway? Was feck all on TV tonight?

im a camera man on the tv show called RPM on UTV at 11pm ( on at the mo) so wanted to see what the editors did with it

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

anto-t wrote:

im a camera man on the tv show called RPM on UTV at 11pm ( on at the mo) so wanted to see what the editors did with it

Ah, professional interest. Not a good excuse though, unbless you VCR is ****ed.

:|

Say you tried and they didn't let you in. baxtards

Mossy Monk

biko wrote:

The truth shall set you free

fo shizzle

thelordofcheese

Tell them that as you left to go and enjoy their stellar company, 186 ninjas leapt out of a flying saucer, and started a rumble the likes of which the world has never seen, because you were so desperate to meet them, you summoned all your strength and hit them all with your most powerful punch. This sundered all the ninjas and removed all trace of them, but it also shredded the fabric of time, so you had to stitch it back together using angel hair and a cosmic needle, unfortunately, it took you until next Thursday to do this, so you couldn't meet them.

Simple and believable.

Blush_01

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

Your dog ate your wallet?

The dog DID eat my wallet. Luckily my dad found all my stuff -cards etc. (except the cash) in a field. Along with the remains of said wallet. Damn stupid dog.

OP, if you don't want to go, something has come up. You not wanting to go is the something, but that's neither here nor there. If you're asked for details, you "can't go into it at the moment". Sound stressed. I'm sure it'll work. In fact, I might just try it myself!

Black Swan

"I was hypnotised by the Cyclops* and turned into a couch potato!"













*The one-eyed monster (telly).

Splinter

you had a date elsewhere?

Rb

If you didn't answer your phone, just say you fell asleep on the couch and had left your phone charging elsewhere. Simple as.

claire-g

So....which one did u use??????? Did it work?????

This is my favourite........

thelordofcheese wrote:

Tell them that as you left to go and enjoy their stellar company, 186 ninjas leapt out of a flying saucer, and started a rumble the likes of which the world has never seen, because you were so desperate to meet them, you summoned all your strength and hit them all with your most powerful punch. This sundered all the ninjas and removed all trace of them, but it also shredded the fabric of time, so you had to stitch it back together using angel hair and a cosmic needle, unfortunately, it took you until next Thursday to do this, so you couldn't meet them.

Simple and believable.

Im looking forward to using it

Sp@rtacus

"Yeah, I'd love to meet up with you, but I really think I need to spend more quality time with my blender"

Lord of the Cheese, you funny baxtard

me and the biz

thelordofcheese wrote:

Tell them that as you left to go and enjoy their stellar company, 186 ninjas leapt out of a flying saucer, and started a rumble the likes of which the world has never seen, because you were so desperate to meet them, you summoned all your strength and hit them all with your most powerful punch. This sundered all the ninjas and removed all trace of them, but it also shredded the fabric of time, so you had to stitch it back together using angel hair and a cosmic needle, unfortunately, it took you until next Thursday to do this, so you couldn't meet them.

Simple and believable.

lol

Brilliant.

Heisenberg.

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Blue_Lagoon

Blue_Lagoon wrote:

"I was hypnotised by the Cyclops* and turned into a couch potato!"





*The one-eyed monster (telly).

And here I thought "the one eyed monster" usually meant something else...

exCrumlinBoyo

anto-t wrote:

i was ment to head out tonight... but couldent be arsed now due to it being late / up early and a good tv show on...

any one know a good one?

Em Listen... I'M NOT GOING OUT TONIGHT SORRY... EARLY NIGHT IS NEEDED.

It simple.

If your friend or whomever it is is a friend they will understand.

wow sierra

Just tell them you logged on to the net (EG Boards.ie) and your evening disappeared into a huge black hole - happens all the time!!!!

Piste

You were washing your hair that night.




Bonus points if you're bald.

Kingsize

anto-t wrote:

im a camera man on the tv show called RPM on UTV at 11pm ( on at the mo) so wanted to see what the editors did with it

Ahh, so technically you were working- Excuse boxed off!!

Capt'n Midnight

The clocks go back this weekend, don't they ?

I was kidnapped by supermodels, again. I know it keeps happening and I've told them that this time I'd report them to the Guards, but they called my bluff. And when I wend down to the station to report them the Guards wouldn't listen to me. Which proves that it was a conspiracy. One law for us and another for the rich and powerful :mad:

L31mr0d

bluewolf wrote:

And here I thought "the one eyed monster" usually meant something else...

Same here... is that a good or bad thing

Tell them you've been pondering the meaning of life and reading a few bible passages, and that you're going to bring along the aul black book to discuss it with them... they will ask you to stay at home... guilt off your shoulders... done and dusted, you can stare at the one eyed monster some more

Dooom

Something involving ninjas. Or tell them you had just finished your Time Machine, but upon testing it, you were accidently transported to tomorrow. But tomorrow in a different dimension, so uh...screw it. Say you were tired.

Thrill

Yore ma...wouldn't let you out. She said it was too damn late to be goin out at that time of night. Rotten cow.

pepper

anto-t wrote:

i was ment to head out tonight... but couldent be arsed now due to it being late / up early and a good tv show on...

any one know a good one?

Well i always say that a friend/bf/family member/alien called over crying with a huge problem and you couldnt just say "sorry cant talk im going out"

Always works for me!!:D