Paris Hilton in Dublin today

tinkerbell

So, did anyone go into town today to get Paris Hilton sign a copy of her movie, One Night in Paris? Apparantly she's opening some new night club in town tonight as well.

KdjaCL

The is a slut yet she has fans

Are her fans called slutettes?

Why were there people there today ? All women who probably hate to be called sluts etc when they there "supporting" a superstar slut.

The south park ep covered it perfectly.

kdjac

Plug

LOL @ one night in paris.

she got paid $600000 for opening a club in america for 20 minutes!

Anti

Duuurty sluut. They only thing id have that rabies infested biatch to sign is her own death warrent.

Plug

KdjaCL wrote:

The south park ep covered it perfectly.

kdjac

Nearly pissed meself:D

Piste

I was walking up grafton street and there was quite a crowd there, but not as much as you'd expect for Paris Hilton. I heard a guy yell out "SLAPPER!" as he passed by- and that song from Southpark "Super Spoilt Whore Video Playset, let everybody see what a slut you are!" was going round my head. On the Luas on the way back from town I was sitting next to some girls probably only a year or two younger than me who were all excited about having met her and said how pretty she was and how perfect she is, so she is idolised.

Lord only knows why though.

wba88

KdjaCL wrote:

The south park ep covered it perfectly.

kdjac

Brill ep! One of the best

tinkerbell

Didn't go in myself, wouldn't bother!

However, my cousin was in town and saw her go into BT2. He said that there were loads of young girls around all trying to dress like her, sad!

Plug

"mammy mammy, do i look like a slapper now?"

Karl Hungus

It's a pity somebody didn't (at the least) throw a tin of paint or something on the bitch.

Chucky the tree

I should of went in and ask all her young fans if they wanted to star in a home made video like Paris'.

jimmycrackcorm

Piste wrote:

...

I was sitting next to some girls probably only a year or two younger than me who were all excited about having met her and said how pretty she was and how perfect she is, so she is idolised.

Lord only knows why though.

The following reasons obviously don't apply.
* Very attractive.
* Very Rich.
* Very Famous.

Roen

Chucky the tree wrote:

I should of went in and ask all her young fans if they wanted to star in a home made video like Paris'.

:D:D
Beat me too it! Great minds think alike.

Chucky the tree

alot of people would use a much different word to great, but i think it works suits!

sdanseo

#Elites wrote:

Armed guards hurt.

It's their job to protect the public.

So they'd shoot her

Piste

jimmycrackcorm wrote:

* Very attractive.

Really?

Rhyme

Karl Hungus wrote:

It's a pity somebody didn't (at the least) throw a tin of paint or something on the bitch.

I can imagine her strolling out and the red mist descends

Plug

Piste wrote:

Really?

YEAH!

But then again it's like throwing a sasauge down a corrador!

Piste

Her hair in that picture Rhyme Posted is kinda cute- very Heidi.

Tar.Aldarion

Piste wrote:

Really?

If I had a garden full of willys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

Plug

Piste wrote:

Her hair in that picture Rhyme Posted is kinda cute- very Heidi.

She could sort out her nose though, if you kissed her you'd need stiches.

Rhyme

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

If I had a garden full of willys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

/me looks over wall.

Liar.

I think it'd be better for everyone if Paris Hilton just went away.

takola

Ok, What am I missing? Why is she famous??

Plug

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

If I had a garden full of willys I wouldn't let her look over the wall.

Podge and rodge quote!

Plug

takola wrote:

Ok, What am I missing? Why is she famous??

Because.....beats me!

takola

takola wrote:

Ok, What am I missing? Why is she famous??

Because there was a raccoon sex-tape 'leaked' involving her. Oooh, scandal.

Tar.Aldarion

Rhyme wrote:

/me looks over wall.

Liar.

Now that you know that I have such a garden, you must not be allowed to live.
They are active at the sight of you I see, and must be appeased.
/me throws rhyme over wall

Rhyme

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Now that you know that I have such a garden, you must not be allowed to live.
They are active at the sight of you I see, and must be appeased.
/me throws rhyme over wall

Yeh, theres no way i can counter that on a worksafe board.

Tar.Aldarion

Let the PMs commence. >_>

Dave!

I hate her.

feylya

Plug wrote:

She could sort out her nose though, if you kissed her you'd need stiches.

Ever see her before she had a nose job? :eek:

oRlyYaRly

In pictures from when she was like, fourteen, she looks really pretty and intelligent.

sunnyjim

Of course she is smart.

She made herself a career out of being herself.

Now she has millions.

Credit where its due folks.

If I could do the same, I would.

feylya

No, she made her money from being the Hilton Heiress...

Dave!

sunnyjim wrote:

Of course she is smart.

She made herself a career out of being herself.

Now she has millions.

Credit where its due folks.

If I could do the same, I would.

I'm sure she has agents and managers and advisers and consultants to "direct" her.

They're the smart ones.

sunnyjim

No, its takes more than lawyers/advicers or looks.

Another example is Jade from Big Brother.

Shes made a tidy sum over the years.

Its not academic intelligence, but its still intelligence.

Skittlebrau

sunnyjim wrote:

Of course she is smart.

She made herself a career out of being herself.

Now she has millions.

Credit where its due folks.

If I could do the same, I would.

She always had millions!! Now she just has a couple more that she "earned" herself.

Just another example of media manufactured celebrity. It's kinda funny how her "big break" was her home made porno. It just seems wrong with all the tweenage fans she has.



I still would though!!!

Sparky

I'd still do her though!
Although I like her sister more.

Dave!

sunnyjim wrote:

No, its takes more than lawyers/advicers or looks.

Another example is Jade from Big Brother.

Shes made a tidy sum over the years.

Its not academic intelligence, but its still intelligence.

The only intelligence it requires is the intelligence to hire Max Clifford to steer your career in the right direction.

fish-head

I was walking to the pharmacy for a collegue from work and was suddenly disturbed by a pack of spastics going spastics for some stupid yankee binto spastic. It was tiresome to say the least.

Faith

Don't go clicking that link now.

Mossy Monk

lemonparty.org wrote:

stupid link was here

omg lol, you are hillarious

****ing moron

Rhyme

lemonparty.org wrote:

<link snipped to save the children>

Ruu isn't online to save us? We're doomed.

Faith

Afaik, he's on a flight to Ireland right now, or else has landed and has better stuff to do!

Chucky the tree

i havent clicked it, whats it like?


If its anything like his nick address is then i rally want to click it.

Mossy Monk

if you like the idea of a penis swinging around to the sounds of "Dead or Alive - You Spin Me Round" then enjoy

also includes anal sex

Chucky the tree

god bless the internet.

Ruu_Old

Good lord, I have to come online from my holiday to save ye!:) Locking this sheet!