Can everybody TRY not to crash on the M50 this evening

fletch

After a terrible week of traffic on the M50 this week....can everybody try not crashing into each other today.....! One more day of traffic and I'm going to explode!
Also a few more things.....
When the sun gets in your eyes, lower your sun visor and keep driving, please don't stand up on the brakes!
If your car is underpowered and starts falling back as you try labour it up the hill in top gear, just drop a gear and give it a bit of gas!
And get the **** out of the overtaking lane unless you are in fact overtaking!

The Swordsman

Is it OK if I try and crash on the M1??? :eek:

fletch

The Swordsman wrote:

Is it OK if I try and crash on the M1??? :eek:

Grand once it doesn't back up on to the M50

KTRIC

I have a crash scheduled for 13:15 tomorrow just after the Lucan turnoff, am I safe to go ahead with this ??

Drax

Permission, sir, to attempt to perform a handbrake turn just after the toll bridge?!

The Swordsman

Drax wrote:

Permission, sir, to attempt to perform a handbrake turn just after the toll bridge?!

Do it before the bridge and save yourself €1.80.

Drax

The Swordsman wrote:

Do it before the bridge and save yourself €1.80.

Good point Swordsman! Those thieving NTR bastards deserve nothing!

jjbrien

Sory to burst you bubble but i just looked out my window and the traffic is moving slowly at the airport junction of the m50. Traffic in one lane seems stoped.

Archeron

KTRIC wrote:

I have a crash scheduled for 13:15 tomorrow just after the Lucan turnoff, am I safe to go ahead with this ??

Hey! I have one booked also for 13.40 at the same junction. Fancy a pile up? They're so much more fun, and its kind of like the Bebo of fender benders. We all get to exchange details and add each other to our "friends" list.

Dingatron

The Swordsman wrote:

Is it OK if I try and crash on the M1??? :eek:

That's fine as long as its after 17:30.