Army

SystemError · 27-10-2006 9:35am #1

An American, a Brit and a Chinese man are all drafted into some crazy
post apocalyptic army where they would all be on the same side.

Anyway, the general turns to them and say to the American, "Get yo ass
down to the mess hall and sort us out some food!"

"YES, SIR!" shouts the yank, and runs off.

The general turns to the Brit and shouts "Get you ass down to the
armoury and get us some damn hell ass guns!"

"YES, SAH!" shouts the Brit, and runs off.

The General turns to the Chinese man, and says "Get yo ass down to the
inventory, sort us out some supplies!"

"Yes, Sir!" Shouts the Chinaman, and runs off.

4 Hours later, the General returns to find the Brit and American waiting
patiently in a line.
The general says "I can see the food, I can see the damn hell ass guns,
but where in the sweet Jesus **** is the Chinaman?"

"he hasn't come back from down the hall" says the Brit.

The General marches down the hall angrily, and goes into one of the
rooms, and flips on a light switch.

"SUPPLIES!!!!" yells the Chinaman, jumping from behind a shelf.

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Yes, SystemError did it again !

Oriel · 27-10-2006 1:33pm

I laughed.

TerrorFirmer · 27-10-2006 1:50pm

Warrants a smile

Vegeta · 27-10-2006 2:00pm

yup i laughed out loud

netwhizkid · 27-10-2006 7:15pm

Lollerz, I haven't laughed out loud at a joke here for a bit, keep these coming SystemError, they are truly great.

My Turn, Did ya hear bout the gorilla??

He thought he was a toaster!!