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woman in a coma

  • 26-10-2006 5:29pm
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    foxy06
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    A woman is lying in a coma after a car accident and a nurse begins giving her a wash. As she washed her chest her heart monitor starts beebing faster. The nurse didn't think much of this and continued to bath her. When she started to wash between her legs the monitor beeped even faster. She ran out to tell the doctor what happened and he told her to get the husband in sraight away...He knew how to get her out of the coma.

    The husband arrives and the doctor sits him down and explains that he wants the husband to do something sexual to his wife to get her out of the coma. The husband is shocked and embarrased and says he wouldn't know what to do to her. The doctor suggest that he starts off with oral sex and that he shouldn't worry because nobody will be able to see anything except the heart monitor. The doctor leaves the man alone with his wife.

    The doctor and the nurses are standing around the monitor waiting for something to happen when it starts beebing faster. Then it gets very fast. Then it's nearly hoping of the screen then suddenly
    It went flat...She was dead!!!
    The doctor ran into the room and the husband was standing there with his trousers around his ankles and said " I think she choked":D


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