I'm a scat man...

Creamy Goodness

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/6077464.stm

bluto63

It costs £2,000 to clean up each of his logs. A little high if you ask me. What do they wash it with, liquid gold?

phantom_lord

wtf....

Weirdo...


Hate to be any of the passengers who disturbed him.

The_Minister

bluto63 wrote:

It costs £2,000 to clean up each of his logs. A little high if you ask me. What do they wash it with, liquid gold?

They use unionised labour, what do you expect?
They also have to change the seat covers and disinfect everything.

nlgbbbblth

Cremo wrote:

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/6077464.stm

ha ha



it doesn't say whether or not he uses toilet paper and leaves it at the scene.

can anyone clarify?

bluto63

nlgbbbblth wrote:

ha ha



it doesn't say whether or not he uses toilet paper and leaves it at the scene.

can anyone clarify?

This is what matters to you?

Creamy Goodness

yeh he didn't like just smear **** all over the train, butt all your worried about is whether or not he wiped his ass.

he probably wiped his ass on the seats wouldn't imagine he'd use bog roll.

MrJoeSoap

Its only a new form of graffiti.

Wonder if anyone sat or stood on one?

nlgbbbblth

What about the "craze" in UCD in the early 1990s for people going for a crap, wiping themselves clean - but NOT detaching the toilet paper but instead rolling it back up - and the paper was in a round plastic container so you literally couldn't see the condition of the roll before you pulled.

Not pleasant.

Adam

Cremo wrote:

yeh he didn't like just smear **** all over the train, butt all your worried about is whether or not he wiped his ass.

he probably wiped his ass on the seats wouldn't imagine he'd use bog roll.

Freudian slip??

danniemcq

nlgbbbblth wrote:

What about the "craze" in UCD in the early 1990s for people going for a crap, wiping themselves clean - but NOT detaching the toilet paper but instead rolling it back up - and the paper was in a round plastic container so you literally couldn't see the condition of the roll before you pulled.

Not pleasant.

ok thats just nasty.

Lust4Life

At my former place of employ, the Maintenence guys were always trying to catch "The Booger Bandit"!
Some a$$hole who would decide to blow his nose all over the bathroom walls at random times of day.

I wonder if he's a cousin to this fella!

Ruu_Old

Lust4Life wrote:

At my former place of employ, the Maintenence guys were always trying to catch "The Booger Bandit"!
Some a$$hole who would decide to blow his nose all over the bathroom walls at random times of day.

I wonder if he's a cousin to this fella!

Hmm do we work at the same place?:eek: Happened in my old job too, he was caught too and made clean it up, luvly jubbly.

tintinr35

if he smears it would no one notice his hands were covered in shít.....and of course the fact that he smells of shít

Splinter

bit of a crappy thing to do...


ok ok ill get my coat..im out of here...

petes

Dirty fecker.

pbsuxok1znja4r

...Thought this thread was gonna pertain to that legend 90's tune

Rabies

bluto63 wrote:

It costs £2,000 to clean up each of his logs. A little high if you ask me. What do they wash it with, liquid gold?

The company cleaning it would have a higher charge for situations like that. Often built in to the contract.

Taxi drivers are similar if a drunk pukes on the seat. You pay for it because you got caught.

The £2000 would probably include the labour costs to remove the seat for cleaning and a replacement dropped in.

An intensive deep clean of the area and seating would have to be done. Would be easy for a member of the public to sue the train firm if they sat on some **** that was missed.

The cost is a little high in my opinion but not crazy.

layke

Ah this takes me back to my days in school where we had the "Phantom Sh1tter". Some one during a random class would leave a steaming dump on the 3rd floor toilets... like right in the middle of the floor.

We never did find oput who the Phantom was, we guessed but no evidence ever came to light. It keeps me awake at night.

Fanny Cradock

scouser.tommy wrote:

...Thought this thread was gonna pertain to that legend 90's tune

So did I. God rest your soul, Scat Man!

greenkittie

layke wrote:

Ah this takes me back to my days in school where we had the "Phantom Sh1tter". Some one during a random class would leave a steaming dump on the 3rd floor toilets... like right in the middle of the floor.

We never did find oput who the Phantom was, we guessed but no evidence ever came to light. It keeps me awake at night.

We had one of those in our school too! This girl would come into school early and do it in random corridors as well as the middle of the toilets, they actually got the police in and interviewd everyone in the entire school. A couple of my friends became the main suspects but it wasn't them and they never did catch the girl who was doing it.
I wonder what it is that makes people want to do this?

vomit thread of the day

manonthemoon

This a **** thread


(i'll go now)

Heisenberg.

This post has been deleted.

pbsuxok1znja4r

manonthemoon wrote:

This a **** thread

Haha, what? A four-star thread?
I think it's pretty crap, actually.

Lust4Life

We had one of those in our school too! This girl would come into school early and do it in random corridors as well as the middle of the toilets, they actually got the police in and interviewd everyone in the entire school. A couple of my friends became the main suspects but it wasn't them and they never did catch the girl who was doing it.
I wonder what it is that makes people want to do this?

And then the Janitor said: Yeah, and I would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those pesky kids!:p

Kaos Theory

For all those (like me) who thought this thread was something its not...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo1w2Y4yj-8

enjoy,
Kaos

MrJoeSoap

Kaos Theory wrote:

For all those (like me) who thought this thread was something its not...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uo1w2Y4yj-8

enjoy,
Kaos

and this... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sMywfxLSV6c

RIP

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Such a scumbag, but seriously I hope he works in a big office as right about now all the people who work with him are probably fowarding on emails to links of that page...

Raekwon

Sick ba$tard!

petes

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

Such a scumbag, but seriously I hope he works in a big office as right about now all the people who work with him are probably fowarding on emails to links of that page...

I don't think he works in any office. He is too busy ****ing on trains.

whiskeyman

maybe he was toilet TRAINed the wrong way...

MrJoeSoap

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Max_Damage

nlgbbbblth wrote:

What about the "craze" in UCD in the early 1990s for people going for a crap, wiping themselves clean - but NOT detaching the toilet paper but instead rolling it back up - and the paper was in a round plastic container so you literally couldn't see the condition of the roll before you pulled.

Not pleasant.

That is just wrong.

cance

greenkittie wrote:

We had one of those in our school too! This girl would come into school early and do it in random corridors as well as the middle of the toilets, they actually got the police in and interviewd everyone in the entire school. A couple of my friends became the main suspects but it wasn't them and they never did catch the girl who was doing it.
I wonder what it is that makes people want to do this?

Dell tech support in Cherrywood also had a notorious phantom crapper. leaving them in the middle of the jax floor regularly during the "just after breakfast rush" and never got caught... amazing really considering those toilets were used by about 90-125 people.

sick people out there i tell ya...
*points over there*

orangerooster

Thinking that this was going to be about the good kind of scatman and then actually realising what the title means has just ruined my day in the most horrible way possible! :eek:

fish-head

Holy crap.

Buh-zing.

Rabies

I can this happening at the next Boards Beer

Rhyme

tintinr35 wrote:

if he smears it would no one notice his hands were covered in shít.....and of course the fact that he smells of shít

"Excuse me Sir, can you step out of the line please. Let me see your hands... " *Sniff*

Fanny Cradock

Wow, those videos are a blast from the past and reminded me of how **** the songs are.

Anywho, some Scat Facts:

He received 14 golds and 18 platinums for his albums and singles; He was also the recipient of the Annie Glenn Award for his outstanding service to the stuttering community, and was also inducted to the National Stuttering Association's Hall of Fame.

(source Wiki)

Sam Vimes

nlgbbbblth wrote:

What about the "craze" in UCD in the early 1990s for people going for a crap, wiping themselves clean - but NOT detaching the toilet paper but instead rolling it back up - and the paper was in a round plastic container so you literally couldn't see the condition of the roll before you pulled.

Not pleasant.

that's disgusting and confirms everything i always thought about UCD students

cance wrote:

Dell tech support in Cherrywood also had a notorious phantom crapper. leaving them in the middle of the jax floor regularly during the "just after breakfast rush" and never got caught... amazing really considering those toilets were used by about 90-125 people.

sick people out there i tell ya...
*points over there*

he probably did it into a tissue and then dropped it on the floor on the way out. emmmm..., i mean i have no idea how someone would get away with it

layke wrote:

Ah this takes me back to my days in school where we had the "Phantom Sh1tter". Some one during a random class would leave a steaming dump on the 3rd floor toilets... like right in the middle of the floor.

We never did find oput who the Phantom was, we guessed but no evidence ever came to light. It keeps me awake at night.

but what does that have to do with 9/11


if you've seen the latest south park you'll know what i'm talking about

Victor

cance wrote:

Dell tech support in Cherrywood also had a notorious phantom crapper. leaving them in the middle of the jax floor regularly during the "just after breakfast rush" and never got caught... amazing really considering those toilets were used by about 90-125 people.

sick people out there i tell ya...
*points over there*

[strike]You [/strike] One has to be careful these days, some businesses are putting CCTV in the common areas of toilets.

This reminds me of someone I live with.

They're absolutely obsessed with going to the toilet. They'd come down to the sitting room and say, "Owh man. I just had the biggest crap ever. It was one of those ones where.. blah blah blah".

I've never heard anyone talk as much sh!t ever (excuse the pun)

Brian Capture

Has anyone ever tried to catch the sh*t in their hand as it's coming out?

Fanny Cradock

Is it more difficult than one would think?

FlutterinBantam

A pitchers mitt would be handy for that operation.

Can't see an occasion that would warrant that manouvre Brian?

Rabies

Brian Capture wrote:

Has anyone ever tried to catch the sh*t in their hand as it's coming out?

Ya I have a few times when I was england working on the trains. Missed it the odd time. Just left it there.

Anti

There are some truely disturbed individuals on this planet....

Hail 2 Da Chimp

petes wrote:

I don't think he works in any office. He is too busy ****ing on trains.

You might be right there, the first time i seen the picture it looked like he was wearing a suit...

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Actually reading this thread has just uncovered some well hidden memories, I was working the night shift in a factory this time last year and went to the toilet to find someone had wiped crap all over the toilet, wall and floor... It was a mess, whoever did it must have been stink after it.

Also a mate of mine was working in a pub in Sligo a few years ago and before he was going home he went to clean the toilet and someone had wrote "hell" on the wall in sh!t...

Victor

anti wrote:

There are some truely disturbed individuals on this planet....

... and most of them are here in After Hours.