Advertisement
If you have a new account but are having problems posting or verifying your account, please email us on hello@boards.ie for help. Thanks :)
Hello all! Please ensure that you are posting a new thread or question in the appropriate forum. The Feedback forum is overwhelmed with questions that are having to be moved elsewhere. If you need help to verify your account contact hello@boards.ie

masturbation

Options
  • 23-10-2006 2:06am
    #1
    Registered Users Posts: 1,088 ✭✭✭


    ok str8 to the point i seem to masturbate quite regurlly as i havent really gotten around to the whole sex thing . is too much masturbation bad for u ? i know its no medical centre but someone here must know something tanx in advance


Comments

  • Registered Users Posts: 12,154 ✭✭✭✭Sangre




  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 23,556 ✭✭✭✭Sir Digby Chicken Caesar


    too little masturbation is bad for you, so don't even allow that kind of thought to cross your mind again. It's just some backwash from a nasty catholic virus the country is only now beginning to shake off. Pull yourself, it's fun.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭Dundalk Daily


    sangre that site is pretty cool, thanks :cool:


  • Registered Users Posts: 68,317 ✭✭✭✭seamus


    The only thing you risk through excessive masturbation are friction burns, which cause a sore and itchy penis.

    It won't make you blind, mad, perverted or send you to hell.


  • Hosted Moderators Posts: 7,485 ✭✭✭Red Alert


    or make baby jesus cry


  • Advertisement
  • Registered Users Posts: 78,352 ✭✭✭✭Victor


    On topic please!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    The only advantage I can think of for reducing the amount of masturbation you engage in is that a bit of self-restraint can increase the pleasure those times you do indulge - it's a delayed gratification thing.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,479 ✭✭✭Kell


    seamus wrote:
    The only thing you risk through excessive masturbation are friction burns, which cause a sore and itchy penis.

    Sounds like a man who knows what he is talking about :eek: You could always wind up with a split link (eeuuww), but now back OT. Oh dear, what was the topic again?

    K-


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 757 ✭✭✭milod


    Talliesin wrote:
    The only advantage I can think of for reducing the amount of masturbation you engage in is that a bit of self-restraint can increase the pleasure those times you do indulge - it's a delayed gratification thing.

    delayed gratification... kinky! I must try that some time :D

    Seriously though OP, masturbation is only bad for you when it becomes obsessive, or interferes with your normal work/social life. Like any pleasurable activity, it can become addictive. So if you if you find yourself preferring to stay at home for a 'one-in-a-bed sex-romp' instead of going to work/school/college/pub with your mates then maybe it's a problem.

    Until then, use a nice lube to avoid chafing and remember that god DOESN'T kill a kitten every time you w*nk


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    milod wrote:
    delayed gratification... kinky! I must try that some time :D
    Reducing an indulgence so as to enjoy it more isn't kinky, it's just like not filling up on chocolates before dinner.

    Now, having a master or mistress that doesn't let you masturbate without permission, that's kinky :)


  • Advertisement
  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,049 ✭✭✭superfly


    or the old lie on your left arm till it falls asleep and its like someone else doing it to you


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 757 ✭✭✭milod


    Talliesin wrote:
    Reducing an indulgence so as to enjoy it more isn't kinky, it's just like not filling up on chocolates before dinner.

    Now, having a master or mistress that doesn't let you masturbate without permission, that's kinky :)

    You're right - I need to delay masturbating and get out more!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    Dunno if this is true but it scared the crap out of me when I found it:

    http://www.ayurvediccure.com/over_masturbation.htm


  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,091 Mod ✭✭✭✭Tar.Aldarion


    Talliesin wrote:

    Now, having a master or mistress that doesn't let you masturbate without permission, that's kinky :)
    Nah, it gets too frustrating. :)

    Anyway, no, fire away OP, the more the better. (:


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    Sangre wrote:

    Well .. that's going to come in handy later on .. heh

    There is nothing wrong with masturbation. No medical ones anyways. Some people would argue that there is something wrong with it socially, but thats about it.

    I'm not going to deny masturbating, I do it from time-to-time. As strange as it seems, its a great form of stress relief.


  • Registered Users Posts: 33,256 ✭✭✭✭Princess Consuela Bananahammock


    I'm not going anywhere near those links while I'm at work, thank you very much.

    OP - What's "excessive"? In asnwer to your question, it can effect your sex-life and your ability to orgasm when you do get into a realtionship.

    Everything I don't like is either woke or fascist - possibly both - pick one.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3,964 ✭✭✭memphis


    Am curious to know what age you are OP? I assume your in your teens.

    Masturbation is natural and enjoyable, so **** away. No harm in it. Its not uncommon for a guy in his teens to feel he is masturbating to excess. your not alone, all guys do it, some more so than others.

    Just get on with it and enjoy it.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Sarsfield


    Some people would argue that there is something wrong with it socially, but thats about it.

    Well, if you do it socially, like at dinner parties, then that probably is wrong :eek: It's not really a spectator sport. Unless you're a hot chick :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,255 ✭✭✭✭The_Minister


    I thought that it could over-stretch your foreskin? (was told in sex ed)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,349 ✭✭✭nobodythere


    Bullsh*t. Plain and simple.


  • Advertisement
  • Moderators, Science, Health & Environment Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 60,121 Mod ✭✭✭✭Wibbs


    milod wrote:
    delayed gratification... kinky! I must try that some time :D
    Delayed gratification? That sounds like most of my sex life.:D

    I think that grasshopa puts it perfectly;
    Bullsh*t. Plain and simple.

    Rejoice in the awareness of feeling stupid, for that’s how you end up learning new things. If you’re not aware you’re stupid, you probably are.



  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,314 ✭✭✭Talliesin


    You can over-stretch it a bit. Will be a bit red and look like a polo-neck that got washed at too high a temperature. Will be back to normal soon again though.


  • Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 32,281 Mod ✭✭✭✭The_Conductor


    Too much or too little is a relative thing- everyone is different. My brother has a friend who stashes his porn video collection with him. He swears by masturbation to relax himself in the evening- and comes by to peruse his collection (he doesn't want his girlfriend to know..... sad.....) My brother finds it very offputting his friend coming to visit and vanishing for 15-20 minutes and then reappearing happy with himself.......

    One lesson I learnt the hard way- is if you have been using cleaning materials or chemicals- ensure they are thoroughly washed away beforehand. Chemical burns are nasty...... (note- only use hand and facial creams)


Advertisement