A really bad joke ...

dannyd20 · 19-10-2006 8:57am #1

This bloke is working on the buses and collecting tickets.
He rings the bell for the driver to set off when there's a
woman half getting on the bus. The driver sets off, the woman
falls from the bus and is killed.

At the trial the bloke is sent down for murder and seeing as
it's Texas he's sent to the electric chair. On the day of his
execution he's sat in the chair and the executioner grants him
a final wish.

"Well" says the man, "is that your packed lunch over there?"
"Yes" answers the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana?" the man asks.

The executioner gives the man his green banana and waits until
he's eaten it. When the man's finished, the executioner flips
the switch sending hundreds of thousands of volts through the man.

When the smoke clears the man is still alive. The executioner
can't believe it.
"Can I go?" the man asks. "I suppose so" says the executioner,
"that's never happened before."

The man leaves and eventually gets his job back on the buses
selling tickets. Again he rings the bell for the driver to go
when people are still getting on. A man falls under the wheels
and is killed. The bloke is sent down for murder again and sent
to the electric chair.

The executioner is determined to do it right this time so rigs
the chair up to the electric supply for the whole of Texas. The
bloke is again sat in the chair.
"What is your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Can I have that green banana in your packed lunch?" says the
condemned man.

The executioner sighs and reluctantly gives up his banana. The
bloke eats the banana all up and the executioner flips the switch.
Millions of volts course through the chair blacking out Texas. When
the smoke clears the man is still there smiling in the chair. The
executioner can't believe it and lets the man go.

Well, would you believe, the bloke gets his job back on the buses.
Once again he rings the bell whilst passengers are still getting on,
this time killing three of them. He is sent to the electric chair again.

The executioner rigs up all the electricity in America to the chair,
determined to get his man this time. The man sits down in the chair
smiling.
"What's your final wish?" asks the executioner.
"Well" says the man, "Can I have that green banana out of your
packed lunch?"

The executioner hands over his banana and the man eats it all,
skin included. The executioner then pulls the handle and a
zillion million trillion volts go through the chair.

When the smoke rises the man is still sat there alive without
even a burn mark. "I give up" says the executioner, "I don't
understand. How you can still be alive after all that?"

He stroked his chin. "It's something to do with that green
banana isn't it?" he asked.

"Nahh" said the bloke,"...I'm just a really bad conductor."

TerrorFirmer · 19-10-2006 8:59am

Good lord...:D

Lynfo · 19-10-2006 9:00am

well at least you got the title of the joke right...:p
still laughed though, now going to hang my head in shame...

whiskeyman · 19-10-2006 11:05am

Bravo!!!!

Alexco · 19-10-2006 11:21am

Very Good

petes · 19-10-2006 11:31am

Thats not a bad joke. I quite enjoyed it.

Nalz · 19-10-2006 11:36am

heres a bad joke -

motorcyclist crashes into car....badly injured, near death.

the couple that were in the car get out to see how he is

man says: "is he okay?"

woman says: "im not too sure, look at him he's in a bad way."

man says: "I'll call an ambulance"

woman says: "I think you'd be better calling a priest"

man says: "this is no time to be thinking of sex"

WORST JOKE EVER...heard it 2 years ago and 3 or 4 people in bits laughing. Tasteless and stupid IMO