On the busess....

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

What's the most embarrassing thing you can be caught doing on a bus during rush hour?

connundrum

Having no pants on.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

connundrum wrote:

Having no pants on.

Ooh... hadn't thought of that... and never added a something else option on the poll.

kizzyr

Used to do the bus trip in and out of town a few years ago and always fell asleep on the way home. This was not without its problems. Once I woke up snuggled up to a total stranger:o Then there was one time when I started to do that leg jerking thing that happens when you fall asleep but hit my leg really hard on the seat in front of me, woke up and everyone was laughing at me. Then there were the times I had a little drool

chamlis

It was a train, not a bus but I was caught playing with the gf of the time once.
It was something she wanted to try. I don't recommend it......

Ruu_Old

What is wrong with you lot, 6 posts in and no one has said it yet. Left up to me of all people!

Forget about snogging a granny, snogging yore ma' is worse.:eek:

SmoothyG

I was interrailling when i was 19, on a train in france, i had met a girl at a hostel that was doing the same route. she went down on me in the train, 5 mins later i got a tap on the shoulder, "tickets please", the brazen hussey just carried on, i handed the conductor the tickets, he stamped them smiled and just went on his way.

Good old french liberality!!!!

Tar.Aldarion

Thinking about it, it is actually reading the sun...

Dooom

Ruu wrote:

What is wrong with you lot, 6 posts in and no one has said it yet. Left up to me of all people!

Forget about snogging a granny, snogging yore ma' is worse.:eek:

Sorry I'm late, Yore Ma's the most embarrassing thing I could be caught doing on a bus.

Snogging a granny obviously, not so much because it'd be embarrassing, but because it's a granny....ew.

Tar.Aldarion

Never tried the gummyness? All that experience? Her hand slowly going up your inner thingh until she ...


Ahem, anyway, get back to me whne you have.

Dave!

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Thinking about it, it is actually reading the sun...

Have you no shame?! :eek:

I've fallen asleep many a time on the bus.

Woken up to a lot of people taken pictures of me once.

Hah.

Le Rack

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Never tried the gummyness? All that experience? Her hand slowly going up your inner thingh until she ...


Ahem, anyway, get back to me whne you have.

you are one sick mofo or gran fo as the case may be...lets jsut say I founf out about the camera's on the upper decks the hard way...

Dooom

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Ahem, anyway, get back to me whne you have.

I'll be talking to you tomorrow so, but if you can't wait that long just ask yore ma. Zing!

Seriously though, ew. No. No gummyness. Ever.

Tar.Aldarion

When I say I am going to grafo, you ain't gonna see me on grafton st. baby.


I'd spike yore gran.

Dooom

Yeah well I'd just taraldari on yore ma/gran.

Archeron

Sniffing a seat.

godtabh

I kept falling asleep on the bus beside some one. Kept falling into them. They got so pissed of that she pussed me and I fell of the seat.

Worst thing I can think off was when I was J1ing in NY a friend of mine fell asleep on the subway heading to Yonkers. We stripped him down to his boxers. People were in knots laughing taking pictuers.

We got off the train but he was still asleep. We waited for him only for the doors to close and the train pulled off to the yard. Some one on the cleannig crew brought him home a couple of hours later and man was he pissed!

Steffano2002

I didn't vote as I didn't find "picking your nose and eating it". I don't do it (obviously) but I've seen some people do it and I wanted to go over to them and vomit on their head

fish-head

chamlis wrote:

It was a train, not a bus but I was caught playing with the gf of the time once.
It was something she wanted to try. I don't recommend it......

Hahaha, I was on a DART out to my guitar lesson once and there were two unsavoury types down the back doing the same. It was fierce uncomfortable, but funny all the same when the security lads came in and got them.

Splinter

when ya let a really really loud fart thats obviously from you and its one of those "oh god i wanna vomit" smells...

rainbow kirby

Falling asleep? It's rarer to see me awake on the 17 in the morning.

Once before on a bus the guy beside me was having a ****, but it wasn't even rush hour so there were only 3 people sitting upstairs... eww

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

rainbow kirby wrote:

Falling asleep? It's rarer to see me awake on the 17 in the morning.

Once before on a bus the guy beside me was having a ****, but it wasn't even rush hour so there were only 3 people sitting upstairs... eww

It's rarer to see a 17 in the morning. Still, nearly twice as many saying playing with yourself than reading the Sun. And very few granny snoggers. Disappointing.

r3nu4l

Reading the Sun definitely, I'd rather be caught having a w*nk over the Beano than be caught reading that!!

I did once fall off the seat when I fell asleep on the bus, only problem was I was on the top deck right opposite the stairs and when the driver quickly turned left I toppled out and halfway down the stairs

What made it worse was that my mate was sitting behind me, saw it start to happen and let it continue without trying to stop me falling...he said he thought it would be funny!

Splinter

r3nu4l wrote:

Reading the Sun definitely, I'd rather be caught having a w*nk over the Beano than be caught reading that!!

I did once fall off the seat when I fell asleep on the bus, only problem was I was on the top deck right opposite the stairs and when the driver quickly turned left I toppled out and halfway down the stairs

What made it worse was that my mate was sitting behind me, saw it start to happen and let it continue without trying to stop me falling...he said he thought it would be funny!

aww man iv had nightmares about this happening...

Dragan

I imagine having intercourse with a member of your own immediate family would be right up there?

me and the biz

The guy sitting in front of me the other morning trying his best for a good five minutes to pop a huge pimple on his cheek was stomach churning..

Also on a 39 two years ago sitting upstairs on my own I noticed the loud couple at the back had gone very quiet, turned around and she giving him a blowjob.

uncle ernie

on the way to college one morning nursing a hangover with a yop to ease the stomach. had the yop sitting between my legs and i must have been pressing on it without noticing because halfway through the journey the top popped off covering me and the less than impressed chinese fella beside me in it. and i still had about 5 stops to go:o

Katykaboom

Coming down the stairs on a 27 on my way home from school one day, the bus swerved suddenly I came thumping down the stairs managing to stop myself from falling but my school bag came swinging of and hit apensioner in the head. Oh christ I got such an ear bashing. Missed my stop and all. :mad:

edit : Also I was on the 17 a when I was in school with a load of lads from my class and they somehow managed to put toilet roll sticking out of the back pocket of my jeans, my coat was covering my backside so it looked like it was caught in my jeans, like Id just been to the toilet. When we were getting off, the bus was jammers and everyone was laughing at me. Oh the shame.

sonic juice

Holding a dice in one hand and in the other a rather strange looking portrait of a person of whom you have no idea is,then smiling at the pretty dotty dice and crying out of confusion,wait what are we talking about again?

Nehpets

Steffano2002 wrote:

I didn't vote as I didn't find "picking your nose and eating it". I don't do it (obviously) but I've seen some people do it and I wanted to go over to them and vomit on their head

that made me burst out laughing

from that list, obviously the snogging a granny one:eek:

Lust4Life

My evening bus driver has a shoe fetish.
It's very funny that he checks out my feet every night when I get on the bus and then says hello as suavely as he can!:D

seamus

I puked on the nightlink once. Jam packed. Top floor. I was locked. Just put my forehead on the bar in front and let rip.

Didn't bother me at time. Bothers me now, 6 years later

Donald-Duck

rainbow kirby wrote:

Falling asleep? It's rarer to see me awake on the 17 in the morning.

Once before on a bus the guy beside me was having a ****, but it wasn't even rush hour so there were only 3 people sitting upstairs... eww

A lot of people seem to like sleeping on the 17,can't them since its a horrible bus from 7-9 in the morning or 4-5 in the evening.I don't know how you can sleep with all those girls in that green uniform screaming all the time though!

TerrorFirmer

seamus wrote:

I puked on the nightlink once. Jam packed. Top floor. I was locked. Just put my forehead on the bar in front and let rip.

Didn't bother me at time. Bothers me now, 6 years later

Ha - a guy I know puked into a paper bag on the bus once. Which promptly disentegrated and burst all over his lap. I think this was bout 15 minutes into a 2 hour journey.

Dan133269

On a bus from Waterford to Dublin before, bout half 6 in the morning, feeling sick and had no bag to get sick into, was forced to get sick onto the floor and a bit on my friend's jeans (we were going to London for a concert and they were the only jeans he brought). Was just glad the whole ordeal was over.
Bout 15 minutes later then the later bus from the same company catches up with our bus somewhere between Carlow and Kildare, so they ask anyone for the airport to change to the other bus, we change buses and then I get sick on the seat on the 2nd bus aswell. Was a great start to a morning.

madhitchhiker

smoking!:mad:

it's a habit i know i'd never learn to love.

Pigman II

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

What's the most embarrassing thing you can be caught doing on a bus during rush hour?

Getting paid to drive it.

Heisenberg.

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darkflower

singing loudly with mp3 on. that...would be embarassing!:eek:

DilbertPartII

changing office uniforms for a dinner date dress...so what?

netwhizkid

Umm, Masturbation ala Bus Eireann seems to be in the lead, come on Divorce Referendum goddammit.

tensecyclist

eating to fill in an empty tummy!:eek: