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The stolen bicycle

  • 14-10-2006 5:19pm
    #1
    Lust4Life
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 6,350 ✭✭✭


    So there's this Priest who wakes up one morning and discovers that his bicycle has been stolen.
    He's quite upset about it and ponders his options of what he can do about the matter.
    He decides that he will write a sermon for this upcoming Sunday and preach to the congregation about the commandment Thou Shalt Not Steal.
    He thinks "That'll shake up the youngsters and maybe someone will return my bike!"
    So as he's writing his sermon, he starts thinking it's awfully short and maybe he ought to lengthen it. He decides to add another commandment "Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery."
    And then suddenly, he remembered where he left his bike!


Comments

  • #2
    JohnCleary
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,209 ✭✭✭✭JohnCleary


    Taxi for... YOU! :D


  • #3
    Chinafoot
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,894 ✭✭✭Chinafoot


    Oh dear...I actually giggled at that one!

    Whats wrong with me! :p


  • #4
    Dundalk Daily
    Closed Accounts Posts: 583 ✭✭✭Dundalk Daily


    EH WHERE WAS THE BIKE, DO WE GET TO FIND OUT ??? :confused:


  • #5
    TerrorFirmer
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    Haha, nice one :)


  • #6
    Plug
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    Gave me a laugh!


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  • #7
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,238 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    Brilliant :D

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



  • #8
    Kojak
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,801 ✭✭✭✭Kojak


    Dundalk Daily wrote:
    EH WHERE WAS THE BIKE, DO WE GET TO FIND OUT ??? :confused:

    The bike was at the house that the priest was commiting adultery in. He thinks about adultery for his sermon and then remembers what he was up to himself.

    Not bad. :)


  • #9
    abetarrush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭abetarrush


    Not good either


  • #10
    folan
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭folan


    i laughed!


  • #11
    phantom_lord
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 10,894 ✭✭✭✭phantom_lord


    Midling...


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