Belly Tops Should be banned for the Greater Good

NeiloMac

Ok while reading the PJ thread, Pighead said something that got me thinkin

Pighead wrote:

Its particularly bad when they have "Sexy" or "Sweetcheeks" emblazoned across their arsecheeks. Blatant cases of false advertising.

Pighead has, on more than one occasion, squeezed the arses of these false advertisers, only to find himself face to face with the creature from the black lagoon, but with worse teeth.

Like shopkeepers who have to be responsible by not selling cigarettes or alcohol to minors, clothes stores also have a responsibility not to sell sexy clothes to heffalumps.

He is right, my grip is belly tops, now dont get me wrong when the belly top is on the right person, its a fine peice of clothing dang it looks hot,

but lets face it, only about 2% of girls can really wear them, So now we see the spare tirer's everywhere,

So i purpose for the greater good, Ban the Belly top :eek:

pbsuxok1znja4r

Even on the "right" person it still looks pretty tacky by association.

TBH I don't think anyone really wears 'em anymore...
(I hope so, anyway)

petes

scouser.tommy wrote:

Even on the "right" person it still looks pretty tacky by association.

TBH I don't think anyone really wears 'em anymore...
(I hope so, anyway)

I haven't worn mine in a while. It's getting a bit nippy.

biko

Wow, almost at the same time as a "Sloppy Irish Women" thread started in Fashion.
I guess it's just that time of the month again for the Handsome upstanding Irish Males

Saint_Mel

NeiloMac wrote:

So now we see the spare tirer's everywhere,

So i purpose for the greater good, Ban the Belly top :eek:

Or "Muffin Tops" as we call them in my neck of the woods

phantom_lord

NeiloMac wrote:

He is right, my grip is belly tops, now dont get me wrong when the belly top is on the right person, its a fine peice of clothing dang it looks hot,

but lets face it, only about 2% of girls can really wear them, So now we see the spare tirer's everywhere,

So i purpose for the greater good, Ban the Belly top :eek:

Yeah, you're right. It's for the good of mankind.

Archeron

Well, mine is going down a treat today to be honest. A couple of rude people shouted at me to at least shave the thick forest of hair off my belly first, but screw them, I'm an individual.

mikep

As I always say: Belly tops DO NOT require bellies!!;)

pbsuxok1znja4r

mikep wrote:

As I always say: Belly tops DO NOT require bellies!!;)

Haha, was just thinking that. I think it's still technically a 'belly' though even if it's like, just the right amount of not-too-much belly, lol.

Tar.Aldarion

Saint_Mel wrote:

Or "Muffin Tops" as we call them in my neck of the woods

Sligo then?

Saint_Mel

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Sligo then?

Nope, Athlone.

Dreamcrusher

miamee

Classy chick :eek:

KTRIC

Thanks, that did it. I've been trying to kill my erection for ages and I need to go home soon.

dr.bollocko

Whats with those "nope" pants?
I always seeing them, not so much lately, but they are still around. Nothing like a fat chick with "Nope" written on her arse and a belly top on to make a bloke question his sexuality.
What the hell is it supposed to mean? Do they in fact know that they are implying that they dont like anal sex by wearing this type of pants?
In under, on their underwear, is there a little "yep" on the front, and another, "maybe If I'm really drunk" on the back?

Ruu_Old

Dreamcrusher wrote:

Burn dem, burn dem all! And don't you all hate pants?

abetarrush

Ah yeah


too many girls these days but the belly in belly-top

I have no problem with belly tops whatsoever. It's bellies that should be banned.

Cormic

dr.bollocko wrote:

on their underwear, is there a little "yep" on the front, and another, "maybe If I'm really drunk" on the back?

That's even funnier then pigheads rant that started this thread off.

NoDayBut2Day

scouser.tommy wrote:

Even on the "right" person it still looks pretty tacky by association.

I've always kind of thought so too. I woudn't want to wear one... I don't mind if people wear it to the beach or something.. but not out in public.

Dooom

Roffle @ Pigheads post.

You see, I've always thought of Pighead as a bit of an attention seeker, doing what he does simply to get people to look at him. I never usually found his posts all that funny. But after reading that, and several of his other posts, I now appreciate that he is in fact, brilliant. Pighead ftw.