Sucka MC's

evil_seed

If you or anyone that you know fits the following descriptions then he or she is a Sucka emcee…

1. An overall corny, wack, or swaggerly challenged individual that has no presence, personality or business attempting to do anything other than lose their virginity. (Doesn’t have to rap either.)

2. Still has a name that begins with MC in 2006.

3. Steals bits and pieces of others styles, rhymes or overall swag and incorporates them into his own trying to upgrade his/her wackness. (Also known as “Biting”)

4. Fabricates fantasies of a criminal lifestyle and portrays a “tough guy” image in effort to gain “street credibility” and respect, when in reality the only laws they’ve broken regard Meagan’s or traffic violations.

5. Goes into a recording studio and tells a producer I want a song that sounds “just like such and such.” (FYI: The majority of the industry does this. See 3)

6. Raps in loud aggressive tones and seems tough on records when they have been documented victims of robberies on multiple occasions. (Anybody can get caught out there, but more than twice? Daaamn homie!!)

7. Sold drugs unsuccessfully and only began to get money after the record deal but still uses the cliché “Im not a rapper im a Hustla” to seem more gangsta and have an excuse to be less nice lyrically. (When did it become more cool to be a drug dealer than a multi-platinum rap star??)

8. Buys top notch fake ass jewelry because fans and media will automatically think its real. (Can you say monzenite?)

9. Appears on DVD’s brandishing firearms at a helpless camera lens while yelling threats to try and trick you into being scared of them. All in an attempt to take attention away from their garbage ass raps. (Refer to the average street DVD)

10. Rides around with 4 armed muscle head bodyguards in a bulletproof car, vest, hat, and pants but picks fights with pedestrians at crowded police infested industry parties. (Trust me I’ve seen it)

11. Sends cheap shots and challenges at other rappers and then turns around and apologizes the next day. (U already know! Haha)

12. Rehearses raps with his/her entourage and comes to rap battles with prepared chants, ad-lives, routines and choreographed moves looking and sounding like the Harlem Boys Choir. (Refer to Serius Jones Smack battle)

13. Any rapper who thinks they can f**k with Serius Jones…. (In 2005 Fight Klub 12 victims in a row. Don’t get it twisted!!)

http://www.allhiphop.com/editorial/?ID=318

So many rappers/mc's fit these descriptions. Let us start a list....

Seaneh

50 Cent fits most.

spacecoyote

evil_seed wrote:

2. Still has a name that begins with MC in 2006.

Harsh...what about MC Paul Barman???

Orizio

Serious Jones for a start(who the **** is serious jones???),Aesop Rock,Blueprint,Paul Wall,Maino.