Chugger Names?

dceire

I'm doing a college project on chuggers or charity muggers and am looking for as many different names people have for them as i can get my mitts on.

So what’s names have you for those annoying little feckers, don’t hold back:D

grimloch

Charity pimps.

Ruu_Old

Haha a great one from Wiki.

A chugger who calls around to peoples' houses rather than soliciting people on the street is sometimes known as a churglar (contraction of charity burglar).

LegacyUser

an anoying asshole

Mossy Monk

dceire wrote:

looking for as many different names people have for them as i can get my mitts on

guilt tripping *****

FranknFurter

grimloch wrote:

Charity pimps.

Chimps?

Personally I call them "abusive irritating rip-off merchants who better back off before I do horrible things to their tongues that will render them speechless for life"
*shrug

B

Pigman II

Gooders.

Flex

FranknFurter wrote:

Personally I call them "abusive irritating rip-off merchants who better back off before I do horrible things to their tongues that will render them speechless for life"
*shrug

B

Quite good, but I prefer '****-heads'

I wouldnt dislike them so much if they werent so damn pushy and irritating

Sofaspud

A shower of bastards.

Bateman

lol @ churglers

Maud Flanders is another one; "won't someone please think of the children".

Crucifix

Bateman wrote:

lol @ churglers

Maud Flanders is another one; "won't someone please think of the children".

That was the reverend's wife. And Moe.

Kastro

scum.

andrew163

Obstacles on the footpath.

Rb

Wow, some these names are so witty,original and completely unexpected, I almost fell off my chair laughing.

Churglers is brilliant though.

GAA widow

Here's something suitable to wear when you present your project or for an uninterrupted shopping trip into town...

http://www.cafepress.com/webheat.8144366

jesus_thats_gre

*****

chamlis

I got done by one on friday.
Goddamn if she didn't have the biggest, brightest most beautiful pair of brown eyes I'd ever seen. I was sort of.....hypnotised. Yeah, that's it.
Hey, do you guys wanna support focus Ireland? It's a wonderful cause...

cournioni

chamlis wrote:

I got done by one on friday.
Goddamn if she didn't have the biggest, brightest most beautiful pair of brown eyes I'd ever seen. I was sort of.....hypnotised. Yeah, that's it.
Hey, do you guys wanna support focus Ireland? It's a wonderful cause...

You should have told her to f off.

chamlis

I tried! She was so pushy and in my face.
mmmmm kissable lips......

layke

They've gotten gotten quite cute as of late. Now they deploy hawt wimmen folk outside shopping centres. I mean absolute beauts, winning smile, Model like bodies complete with short skirts, toned little booty.. I admit it I have been suckered in by a foul chugger temptress before, I vow before you all, never again.

Her eyes said 'yes yes' her mouth said 'ching ching'. I've never felt so betrayed.

chamlis

I hear you, brother. Let's get together and write letters.

Heisenberg.

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Lust4Life

So then you all want to contribute to the "Bring Lusty to Ireland Fund" then?

Mossy Monk

chamlis wrote:

I tried! She was so pushy and in my face.
mmmmm kissable lips......

no excuse. you are weak willed

chamlis

But her caramel brown skin looked sooo tasty.....
OMG the eyes. They eyes will haunt me forever!

andrew163

Sweet jeebus man. Go back and ask her out.

chamlis

She was a nymph. Women like that don't exist in real life.
She existed only for a brief moment to be-witch me and take my money.
Never to be seen again........
There are others to take her place, hundreds in fact. But not her....

Degsy

I think you may need some professional help mate..

Lump

Motherless ****s

chamlis

[sean nos]
Yar, she took my moneeeeey,
and ran awaaaaaay.....
Neverrrrrr to be seen agAAAAAAinnnn
[/sean nos]

monkey tennis

Targets.

* winds up fist...

Degsy

Targets

*fills chamber pot with excrement*

Blush_01

chamlis wrote:

I tried! She was so pushy and in my face.
mmmmm kissable lips......

Haha, you're so talking about a friend of mine. She's a sweetheart too. And hilarious when drunk.

It's not the nicest of jobs, you know.

shoutman

It has to be Scrooge for me. Profiting off the poor!

Chuggers are the worst things when you're in a bad mood.

One night I was in a God awful mood and one almost stopped me. One look let him know that if he even tried, I would not-so-kindly show him where he could shove his bucket.

Newaglish

Chobstacles. And Grafton St. is the most challenging chobstacle course in Ireland

Degsy

Bucketf uckers!

chamlis

They must be on coke, man. I mean, how can they stay that enthusiastic in the pouring rain?
Oh wait, "hee hee hee, I get a cut out of the moneeeey!"
That must be it..... :rolleyes:

Irish Halo

I heard one talking to a friend on the DART once conversation went:

Person: Hey aint seen ya in ages what you up to?
Chugger: You know those people who stop you on the street? I'm one of them ... I hate myself.

It was just after I started noticing the Chugger thing in late 2002. Is that when they suddenly appeared or have they been around longer. I mean proper "I have a clipboard and want your bank details" ones not the "I have a bucket and the afternoon off school cause I'm in fourth year" type.

Also apparently here in London they are actually out of work actors usually moving from charity to charity like the Littlest Hobo but with a lot less heart.

Dyr

I think one of them I met was called gort mac trocaire...

Blush_01

Irish Halo wrote:

I heard one talking to a friend on the DART once conversation went:

Person: Hey aint seen ya in ages what you up to?
Chugger: You know those people who stop you on the street? I'm one of them ... I hate myself.

I can relate to that. You, as a "chugger" get manipulated as much as people who you might try to convince to donate. It's not that the charities aren't worthy, but the means are awful.

Irish Halo wrote:

Also apparently here in London they are actually out of work actors usually moving from charity to charity like the Littlest Hobo but with a lot less heart.

There are two main out-house companies that I know of, [would insert names but it might not be appropriate]. They're agencies, you could be collecting for x today, and y tomorrow. Other charities do in-house fundraising - which is the best way, in my opinion, as the people employed are hired by the charity directly, and not by a company making it's cut off the top of your wages from money designed to help the charity.


I honestly believe we're suffering from an over-saturation of standing order fundraisers in Dublin. The rest of the country gets the fundraiser treatment on an occasional basis. Day-to-day breeds resentment. I'm glad the charity I used to work for have since stopped it, because it has got to the stage where people hate fundraisers doing their jobs so much that they condemn the charity for it. Desperate strokes for desperate folks though.

Princess Consuela Bananahammock

There were a few of weaving in and out of lines of traffic stopped at red ligths in the rain this morning - what are we calling them? CHaffics? Chaffs?

Dyr

Ikky Poo2 wrote:

There were a few of weaving in and out of lines of traffic stopped at red ligths in the rain this morning - what are we calling them? CHaffics? Chaffs?

Roadkill?