What would you fire into orbit?

Dooom

Having just seen this, and concluding that it is possibly the best thing ever, I'm thinking of things that could be fired into orbit with it.
Best I've come up with is a pig with an apple in it's mouth (Simpsons: it's still good, it's still good!) or a Nissan Micra. Maybe my old Irish teacher.

Possibilites are endless really. It's like a real life full size Hot Wheels track of some sort.

sixpack's little hat

This thread.

Ruu_Old

My old IBM 386 tied together with that old dot-matrix printer that went along with it.

Demetrius

That idea has been around for a while, I think.

I would fling Justin Timberlake, the Pussycat Dolls and Westlife into orbit. It would be the beginning of "Demetrius's Great Cull of '06".:D

padi89

Spike wrote:

Best I've come up with is a pig with an apple in it's mouth

I agree Mary Harney would be a good one.

Pherekydes

Fianna Fáil and Michael Mac. In the one shuttle. And leave them up there in a space station.

ErinGoBrath

padi89 wrote:

I agree Mary Harney would be a good one.

I'd say the ring would do well to launch her a few feet off the ground.

PixelTrawler

Twink

Ruu_Old

"Ah zip up your mic.." *cloud of dust*:)

uniquechic

daniel o donnell or any idiot stupid enough to enter 'you're a star'

Feral Mutant

Yore Ma (someone had to say it).

WunderFull

My sister.
(Less startling because relatives have already been mentioned.)

Karoma

Much of Boards.ie's userbase.

Don1

Well while we are mentioning unrealistic yet fun ideas I think the letter "e" would be interesting. Interesting in a school teacher write 500 words without it sort of way. Anyway yeah.




P.S. I apologise for my stupidity, I thought I would grow out of it but alas, no.

Rhyme

Mexico

"Si, fly"

manonthemoon

Ray Darcy