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In a typical season of 24, you'll always hear..

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  • 02-10-2006 1:35pm
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    Registered Users Posts: 43,844 ✭✭✭✭


    Anyone at CTU: "We don't have time" / "Time is a luxury we can't afford"

    Jack: "Sonofabitch"

    Jack: "Good to speak to you again, Mr President"

    Jack: "Where's THE NUKES!?"






    ... try and keep this going!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Jack: Damn it!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,884 ✭✭✭grumpytrousers


    "Chloe, I need a charger for a Nokia 3510 and a sandwich"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 28,128 ✭✭✭✭Mossy Monk


    Jack: "Chloe, I need those maps uploaded to my PDA NOW!!!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 110 ✭✭Raptor


    10 minutes before the end of an episode

    "When will they reach their target?"
    "12 minutes"


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    "Shut up!, When I'm finished with you, you'll wish you were in hell"

    "Where's Kim?"


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,485 ✭✭✭Mr. K


    "Who are you working for?!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    "The following takes place between the hours of --:-- and --:--."

    Had to be said :rolleyes:

    Things you will never hear said on 24

    "Who's making the tea"
    "Anyone else tired"
    "Sorry, I need to take a piss, but when I get back you will tell me where the nukes are"
    "I am hungry"
    "I have to get some gas"
    "Jack, Where the hell have you been all day!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,979 ✭✭✭lukin


    Jack:"I'm losin' him/her!!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,748 ✭✭✭Cunny-Funt


    Jack:NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!
    Jack: You are going to tell me what I want to know, its just a question how much you want it to hurt.
    Jack:THERES NO TIME!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭abetarrush


    Bob?:Wait a minute, they're fake hands!


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,937 ✭✭✭fade2black


    Jack: i'm out of credit...ring me back...

    no?


  • Registered Users Posts: 812 ✭✭✭neGev


    Jack: You're gonna have to trust me on this, there's no time to explain.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 596 ✭✭✭DirtyDog


    His phone ringing.....

    He never seems to forget to turn off the silent


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭abetarrush


    [Jack to a terrorist] You're very bold!


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Jack: Damn it! It's windows XP.

    Terrorist: Hahahahahaha.

    Jack: Apples, now with intels

    Terrorist: Oh crap.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,221 ✭✭✭abetarrush


    Terrorists:Blah blah blah AMERICA SUCKS! Blah blah blah I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

    [when they're caught]: I want full immunity

    [C'mon, someone demand a chopper, a few billion dollars and a PSP!!!!]


  • Registered Users Posts: 303 ✭✭manti452


    Understand this, Bill. I don't work for you any more.

    (substitute bill for any of Jack's bosses :P)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 23 Secretpint


    GUNSHOT! "Everybody get down!!!"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,178 ✭✭✭kevmy


    Chloe: The satellite won't do another pass over for another 10 mins

    Jack: It'll be too late by then



    Mike: Perhaps it would be better if the First Lady didn't know about this Mr. President


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Chloe: I can trace him using a machine coded matrix.

    Jack: We don't have time to respect their human rights.

    Jack: Geneva Convention? :confused:

    Bill: Well I had a plan too but it's Jack's show so we do his idea.

    Jack: It says in the script that Chloe's the mole this year.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,265 ✭✭✭aidan_dunne


    Jack: "DROP THE GUN!!!"


    Jack: "We can protect you. Just give us the information we need and I promise we can protect you from [insert name here]."

    And then 10 minutes later that person ends up being killed! :D


    Protocol, protocol, protocol! Protocol will be mentioned at some point. Usually in the context of something like:

    Jack: "Chloe, I need you to hack into the DoD super-top-secret-can't-be-hacked-into-by-anybody server."

    Chloe: "But, that's impossible Jack. For God's sake, even the name of the server itself is a bit of a dead giveaway, don't you think?" [thinks to herself: "Duh! Idiot!"]

    Jack: "Chloe, I know you can do this. You know how to bypass those super-duper protection codes better than anybody else. Please, I need you to try..... for me."

    Chloe: "Okay Jack, seeing as it's you ([thinks to herself: "And because of the fact I secretly fancy the arse off you and want to bang your brains out and have your babies!"] ;):D ), I'll give it a go. But this is a major breach of protocol, I hope you know!"


    Or perhaps along the lines of something like this:


    Bill: "Chloe, what the hell were you thinking? You've just broken 12 acts of protocol, some of them relating directly to national security itself. You could end up getting 20 years in jail for what you did!

    Chloe: "But Jack Bauer called me and asked me to. He said he wouldn't be able to track down the terrorists if I didn't help him."

    Bill, sarcastically: "Ah, well, why didn't you say? Sure, if it's for Jack Bauer then that's fine? We all may as well disregard protocol completely when it comes to Jack Bauer, can't we?" :rolleyes:


    Suffice to say, "protocol" will always end up being mentioned at some point during a season of '24'. :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    Well it's protocol.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,842 ✭✭✭steveland?


    Whenever Jack hugs anyone you always hear him leading with "C'Mere"


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭DoesNotCompute


    Jack: I'll explain in the car...


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,375 ✭✭✭DoesNotCompute


    Terri/Nina/Kate Warner/Chloe/Audrey/Random Love Interest: Jack.... be careful.


  • Registered Users Posts: 23,641 ✭✭✭✭Elmo


    I have never been quoted in a signature before. Cheers.



    kind of sad that that has made my day, ah but sure


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26 Whim


    Tony: (Whisprered yet eerily loud). Ya. Ya. Sure.

    Unfortunately we never hear:
    "Dammit! Reached the download limit!"


  • Registered Users Posts: 22,231 ✭✭✭✭Sparky


    That download limit happened to me mid season, but that's another story for another site. ;)


  • Registered Users Posts: 65,162 ✭✭✭✭unkel
    Chauffe, Marcel, chauffe!


    Any agent: "we've secured the perimeter"

    (at least 5 times every single episode)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,155 ✭✭✭Serbian


    unkel wrote:
    Any agent: "we've secured the perimeter"

    (at least 5 times every single episode)

    Any Agent: They must have slipped through the perimeter.

    (at least 5 times every single episode)


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