In a typical season of 24, you'll always hear..

Basq

Anyone at CTU: "We don't have time" / "Time is a luxury we can't afford"

Jack: "Sonofabitch"

Jack: "Good to speak to you again, Mr President"

Jack: "Where's THE NUKES!?"






... try and keep this going!

Sparky

Jack: Damn it!

grumpytrousers

"Chloe, I need a charger for a Nokia 3510 and a sandwich"

Mossy Monk

Jack: "Chloe, I need those maps uploaded to my PDA NOW!!!!!"

Raptor

10 minutes before the end of an episode

"When will they reach their target?"
"12 minutes"

Sparky

"Shut up!, When I'm finished with you, you'll wish you were in hell"

"Where's Kim?"

Mr. K

"Who are you working for?!"

Elmo

"The following takes place between the hours of --:-- and --:--."

Had to be said :rolleyes:

Things you will never hear said on 24

"Who's making the tea"
"Anyone else tired"
"Sorry, I need to take a piss, but when I get back you will tell me where the nukes are"
"I am hungry"
"I have to get some gas"
"Jack, Where the hell have you been all day!"

lukin

Jack:"I'm losin' him/her!!"

Cunny-Funt

Jack:NOOOOOOOOOoooooooooo!!!
Jack: You are going to tell me what I want to know, its just a question how much you want it to hurt.
Jack:THERES NO TIME!!

abetarrush

Bob?:Wait a minute, they're fake hands!

fade2black

Jack: i'm out of credit...ring me back...

no?

neGev

Jack: You're gonna have to trust me on this, there's no time to explain.

DirtyDog

His phone ringing.....

He never seems to forget to turn off the silent

abetarrush

[Jack to a terrorist] You're very bold!

Sparky

Jack: Damn it! It's windows XP.

Terrorist: Hahahahahaha.

Jack: Apples, now with intels

Terrorist: Oh crap.

abetarrush

Terrorists:Blah blah blah AMERICA SUCKS! Blah blah blah I WILL GO DOWN IN HISTORY

[when they're caught]: I want full immunity

[C'mon, someone demand a chopper, a few billion dollars and a PSP!!!!]

manti452

Understand this, Bill. I don't work for you any more.

(substitute bill for any of Jack's bosses :P)

Secretpint

GUNSHOT! "Everybody get down!!!"

kevmy

Chloe: The satellite won't do another pass over for another 10 mins

Jack: It'll be too late by then



Mike: Perhaps it would be better if the First Lady didn't know about this Mr. President

Sherifu

Chloe: I can trace him using a machine coded matrix.

Jack: We don't have time to respect their human rights.

Jack: Geneva Convention?

Bill: Well I had a plan too but it's Jack's show so we do his idea.

Jack: It says in the script that Chloe's the mole this year.

aidan_dunne

Jack: "DROP THE GUN!!!"

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Jack: "We can protect you. Just give us the information we need and I promise we can protect you from [insert name here]."

And then 10 minutes later that person ends up being killed!

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Protocol, protocol, protocol! Protocol will be mentioned at some point. Usually in the context of something like:

Jack: "Chloe, I need you to hack into the DoD super-top-secret-can't-be-hacked-into-by-anybody server."

Chloe: "But, that's impossible Jack. For God's sake, even the name of the server itself is a bit of a dead giveaway, don't you think?" [thinks to herself: "Duh! Idiot!"]

Jack: "Chloe, I know you can do this. You know how to bypass those super-duper protection codes better than anybody else. Please, I need you to try..... for me."

Chloe: "Okay Jack, seeing as it's you ([thinks to herself: "And because of the fact I secretly fancy the arse off you and want to bang your brains out and have your babies!"] ), I'll give it a go. But this is a major breach of protocol, I hope you know!"


Or perhaps along the lines of something like this:


Bill: "Chloe, what the hell were you thinking? You've just broken 12 acts of protocol, some of them relating directly to national security itself. You could end up getting 20 years in jail for what you did!

Chloe: "But Jack Bauer called me and asked me to. He said he wouldn't be able to track down the terrorists if I didn't help him."

Bill, sarcastically: "Ah, well, why didn't you say? Sure, if it's for Jack Bauer then that's fine? We all may as well disregard protocol completely when it comes to Jack Bauer, can't we?" :rolleyes:

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Suffice to say, "protocol" will always end up being mentioned at some point during a season of '24'.

Sparky

Well it's protocol.

steveland?

Whenever Jack hugs anyone you always hear him leading with "C'Mere"

DoesNotCompute

Jack: I'll explain in the car...

DoesNotCompute

Terri/Nina/Kate Warner/Chloe/Audrey/Random Love Interest: Jack.... be careful.

Elmo

I have never been quoted in a signature before. Cheers.



kind of sad that that has made my day, ah but sure

Whim

Tony: (Whisprered yet eerily loud). Ya. Ya. Sure.

Unfortunately we never hear:
"Dammit! Reached the download limit!"

Sparky

That download limit happened to me mid season, but that's another story for another site.

unkel

Any agent: "we've secured the perimeter"

(at least 5 times every single episode)

Serbian

unkel wrote:

Any agent: "we've secured the perimeter"

(at least 5 times every single episode)

Any Agent: They must have slipped through the perimeter.

(at least 5 times every single episode)

ixoy

Jack: Need to get into BlahBlah's computer blahblahplotdevicescakes

Chloe: I'll open a socket.

Chloe LOVES opening them sockets.

Sparky

Pitty it's not her blouse

Dev 17

Head of CTU: We've set up a search grid.

Chloe: I can probably get in through the subnet.

Odaise Gaelach

Jack: There's no time! Lost is on in less than five minutes, I need you to get the videotape for me now!


Chloe: (on the phone) No! He didn't! And what did she say? No! She didn't! Did she? Oh my God! And so now... You're kidding! No! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Sparky

I'll set up a port to our local intrant so we can see the lost feed.

It should be up on the screen now.

Jeez.

Elmo

Jack: You know the way you said to me that you trust me

Someone important to Jack: Yeah! I rememeber

Jack: Well I need you to trust me more then ever now

nickcave

He's the President of the United States!

marie_85

"Is this a secure line?"

Kanney

Please hold for the President.

Chloe, its Jack. (Like she doesnt know his voice already)

Have we a tact team in the area?

Within the hour.

Basq

Curtis: "Goddamnit Jack... it's good to see you, ya big lug!"

Random

"You had no choice Jack"

Haven't a Clue

Jack: "HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE WILL DIE!"
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Any CTU Mole/bloke working with terrorists: "I want my lawyer."
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Oh and of course...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxzovLECtGc

Froot

I think there is an unspoken rule.

Jack: When will "insert disaster here" happen??

Any random person: Episode time remaining +1

ishnid

(Any character who has just been told some bad news that they heard perfectly well): What are you talking about?