First ever microwave

andrew

Yes, i've just gotten a microwave. I want any suggestions for cool stuff to put in them, culinary or otherwise, from cakes to Cd's

Dave!

A smaller microwave.

Trinity

an upopened tin of beans

Basq

Cutlery....!

Go nuts!

johnp

andrew wrote:

Yes, i've just gotten a microwave. I want any suggestions for cool stuff to put in them, culinary or otherwise, from cakes to Cd's

Eggs. Lots of eggs.

Ruu_Old

Tin foil and a light bulb.

projectmayhem

a cd and empty packet of chrisps

peterk19

Helium Filled mettalic baloon or sausages either is good

johnny_ultimate

Ice.

sceptre

johnp wrote:

Eggs. Lots of eggs.

I'd run with that. Cats are so clichéd.

Mobile phones are good. Or if you can get a TV in there I'd try that. Potted plants are interesting. Packet of staples perhaps?

Bob the Builder

A 500ml bottle of coke, and leave a lotta' lil' mentos around the bottle. When the Bottle melts the coke and plastic will mix with mentos creating a Mento-tacular explosion!

Endasaurus

After how many of these would you still have a working microwave I wonder?

Put in an Incredible Hulk action figure (it's ironic )

Dave!

A full can of petrol
A small automobile (Cinquecento?)
Your worst enemy
The Bible
A flower
A bag of flour
Popcorn seeds
Firecrackers
Me Ma
A Backstreet Boys CD
etc etc

sceptre

Endasaurus wrote:

After how many of these would you still have a working microwave I wonder?

Titling a thread "first ever microwave" implies that the OP wants a second.

Put in an Incredible Hulk action figure (it's ironic )

I like it.

DaveMcG wrote:

A full can of petrol
A small automobile (Cinquecento?)
Your worst enemy
The Bible
A flower
A bag of flour
Popcorn seeds
Firecrackers
Ruu
A Backstreet Boys CD
etc etc

That's silly Dave. It's a microwave, not a barn. He's not going to be able to get all those items into the microwave at once unless he piles them all into the cinquecento first. And if his worst enemy is King Kong he's not going to be able to fit Ruu in as well.

johnny_ultimate

James Bond.
Then leave the room and leave the microwave guarded by one sole minion.
No Mr Bond... I expect you to... fry!

Rb

Click?

Endasaurus

That is wrong on SO many levels :eek:

Dave!

Absolutely. You can't switch the microwave on until you close the door, silly! :mad:

Kastro

i cant believe no one has said a full can of buetane yet... its savage.. it totally ripps the microwave apart..!

Ruu_Old

Kastro wrote:

i cant believe no one has said a full can of buetane yet... its savage.. it totally ripps the microwave apart..!

Even better that the OP will be picking out lumps of the microwave out of his face for the next few weeks.

Lust4Life

ever put a marsh mallow in the microwave? It grows to 10 times its size. And when it stops, the marsh mallow collapses.

I'll bet you'd get the same with Easter Peeps.

Coffee cups with foil on them are great to watch. It's like a lightening storm and the cup comes out looking very artistic!

(Okay, so I'm fairly tame compared to the other posts, but my microwave still works after these simple torture tests!)

A golf ball.

sioda

Light bulb in a glass of milk should light up.

carefully take all the metal of a energy saver bulb and it will light

Battery operated digital clock radio mad to hear the radio getting screwed and the LED display melting

Best thing ever a piece of a television screen all the graphite in it causes class lightning

billy the squid

Cocunut. stick it on for an hour

Lurk

a TV dinner. and get ready to do that for the next 30 years.

Heisenberg.

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Dave!

The Scientist wrote:

shepards pie.

I've got 2 of them in the oven at the moment

Kastro

DaveMcG wrote:

I've got 2 of them in the oven at the moment

giz a bit...
nahh im only joking im veggie :P

Basq

Lurk wrote:

a TV dinner. and get ready to do that for the next 30 years.

Heh!

ferdi

a bar of soap in a microwave = fun

Pigman II

Fonzie

bounty

break the glass, and stick your head in

Sam Vimes

DaveMcG wrote:

Absolutely. You can't switch the microwave on until you close the door, silly! :mad:

i have a plan. my microwave won't turn on unless the latches that are on the door are pushed into the frame.

but if i break them off the door and stick them into the frame, it'll work with the door open and i'll have myself a microwave gun.


and then they'll all pay. mmooooooohhhhaaaaaawwwwwwaaawawawawwahhhwahhwahwhahhwhaa belch

doonothing

http://c3po.barnesos.net/homepage/lpl/grapeplasma/

a grape..

bluto63

A hamster

Alkers

Matchstick

Endasaurus

Pretty much anything ever attempted by Brainaic - watch the show to get inspiration and to see what actually happens before you set fire to your apartment!!

sock puppet

A gobstopper. The inside melts while the outside stays solid. Then offer it to someone.

The Bollox

Ruu wrote:

Even better that the OP will be picking out lumps of the microwave out of his face for the next few weeks.

and he'll have big puffy fish lips like Fr. Bigley

Basq

Marts wrote:

and he'll have big puffy fish lips like Fr. Bigley

Exactly like Fr Bigley!

oRlyYaRly

Fill it half way to the top with popcorn seeds.

bounty

Dave Letterman with the plasma glowing in the microwave oven

sturgo

Some sea water (taken from a really tiny wave)

A George Foreman Grill

A small camp fire

Richie Kavanagh

A mobile phone (Call it and listen to the microwaves)

A really long email (When finished take it out & forward it to yourself)

LIDL or ALDI brand magnum of Champange

A new 60GB Apple iPod Video

A picture of row of guys all called Mike, who are all waving to the camera.

limey_tank

A glass filled with a large tube of superglue.

Or my favourite, a large graphite container filled with scrap iron.
http://home.c2i.net/metaphor/mvpage.html

Ruu_Old

No replies from the OP yet, what have we done?:(






*sekrit evil laugh

Basq

Ruu wrote:

No replies from the OP yet, what have we done?:(






*sekrit evil laugh

Probably blown himself up by now...

Piste

A smaller microwave,inside that an even smaller microwave, thena smaller microwave inside that...

21st centure Russian Dolls

If you put CDs in the microwave for just a few seconds you get pretty fractals ^_^

Capt'n Midnight

http://home.c2i.net/metaphor/mvpage.html

Research is nearing completion on a system that will allow the melting and casting of bronze, silver, gold, and even cast iron, using an unmodified domestic microwave oven as the energy source.
A potential foundry in every kitchen !!

oops - been posted above

in which case lots of fluorescent bulbs use at VERY low power

andrew

Ruu wrote:

No replies from the OP yet, what have we done?:(

I was busy melting and casting, to accurate shape, small quantities (up to a quarter of a kilo) of bronze, silver, white metal or iron.

And stuffing my little face with microwaved food