Who would you have sucked? ;)

theTinker

I just finished watching a movie were aliens have been conducting experiments on people for ages. They took this kid and blanked the mothers memory to test thier connection. They take people by "sucking them" into the sky. It looked hilarious. just poof GONE!

So I thought If i could do that to ONE person on the planet and blank everyones memory of them, who would it be?

Mine would be my next door neighbour...nobody special, He has ALWAYS had a problem with me and my family for no reason. I cleaned the gutters the other day and he came out and kept looking at me to make sure no water splashed into his garden. He burst my football lots of times when i was younger, makes comments when my little brother passes from school, He even "eyes up" our house when he passes. Hes just a complete tool and deserves to be pulled into the sky.

who would you suck away?

WhiteWashMan

yore ma.

theTinker

My mother had a drinking problem who after many years coupled with depression decided to end her pain.....thanks for been a ****ing jerk.

theTinker

only kidding hehe,....I cant believe i didnt see a ma joke coming.

God that above post would be so **** to hear after a ma joke...lol

monkey tennis

theTinker wrote:

God that above post would be so **** to hear after a ma joke...lol

Not really.

JaysusMacfeck

Am I in the wrong thread?

muletide

wtf was that all about - strange tinker very strange tinker

Hail 2 Da Chimp

I am so disapointed after reading the title of this thread.... Thats false advertising!

rymus

here here

Nalz

WhiteWashMan wrote:

yore ma.

when i grow up I wanna be just like you

TerrorFirmer

So you want to suck your neighbour...

WhizzGDK

WhiteWashMan wrote:

yore ma.

I cant belive you are a Mod!!!!!

how can you possible justify banning someone from posting when you say things like that.

i would have reported you but whats the point,

theTinker

I needed a title which would appeal to the forums mentality

you gotta just love Ah.

6th

Trilla wrote:

when i grow up I wanna be just like you

Very possible .. he's your father (luke).

Anyway thats an okay film (cant remember the name) but I'd have to say Bono! hopefully some aliens are listening and answer my prayers.

MrJoeSoap

I second Bono.

WhiteWashMan

WhizzGDK wrote:

I cant belive you are a Mod!!!!!

how can you possible justify banning someone from posting when you say things like that.

i would have reported you but whats the point,

what banning?
wht are you talking about?
who are you?

7 posts and you have a clue?

WhiteWashMan

Trilla wrote:

when i grow up I wanna be just like you

try reading your own sig.

/irony

Dragan

WhizzGDK wrote:

I cant belive you are a Mod!!!!!

how can you possible justify banning someone from posting when you say things like that.

i would have reported you but whats the point,

I reckon I will be the only person here who will take the time to explain this to you, so be seated Youngling, and I will tell thee a tale…..

Eh….. Not really, anyway….the whole "yore ma" thing is just a big After Hours joke, so expect to see it pop up on average of once every second thread or so.

No need to get all puffed up over it.;)

Busterpuss

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote:

I am so disapointed after reading the title of this thread.... Thats false advertising!

i feel the same:rolleyes:

WhiteWashMan

dont worry, its probably 'just my view' or 'big nelly' witha second account acting the fool.

usual mods are e-vil stuff

theTinker

Im just looking at paper about bertie and the politicans, I think if their was some kind of mass suck fest option, it would be the whole goverment. It appalled me a year ago when i first began noticing how the goverment works and seen how such a ****ty group of people run things. Its just a little boys club all covering each others asses and swapping jobs when people see they are useless in thier current role. I cant believe they are entitled to take so many holidays, how can the country not need leadership for so long unless they are useless all the time.../..

i needed that rant.

h2s

HavoK wrote:

So you want to suck your neighbour...

Definetly not, neither of them. However, across the road.......:)

aidan_r

the forgotten, very forgettable movie

theTinker

ah! thats it!
a very bad movie....

Nevyn

WhizzGDK Yore Ma! is an in joke to this site and not term of abusive ya' tard.

Time Magazine

The Forgotten is quite an enjoyable movie. Nothing to write home about, but worth a gander if you're bored.

Trinity

Had my answer ready when i read the title but now that i have read what its really about i will have to get back to ya.

obligatory board reply - Yore Da.