True Love

exCrumlinBoyo

How do you measure the amount of love your boyfriend/girlfriend/wife/husband has for you?

For me its normally the small things. Recently, I have a big huge boil on me arse that I could not see. So I told the wife about it and immediately she said, drop your bags and let me have a look! I was like, nice one…. So there she was inspecting my arse for the bastard that was occupying it. After inspection she turned me around, gave me a kiss and said don’t worry, its nothing.

Now to me, you know your in your comfort zone and that is the meaning of true love.. for me any way.

Any others have examples of the small things your other half does that would so the example of True Love?

Mr Magnolia

Loller's

I asked my brother "are you and your girlfriend on farting terms yet?". Suppose if you're on farting terms there's something special there.

Gordon

Afterhours is going all mushy all of a sudden. Where's the hate? Show me the hate?!

WhiteWashMan

Gordon wrote:

Afterhours is going all mushy all of a sudden. Where's the hate? Show me the hate?!

its alright dear, i still love you.

and love is lots of things.

LadyJ

I measure it by the amount of stuff he buys me and how much it all costs.

Oh,and by the amount of times a day he goes to the shop for me....

free2fly

Well, I don't have a bf or husband at the moment, but one my lovers told me the other day that I look better without my makeup

theTinker

free2fly wrote:

Well, I don't have a bf or husband at the moment, but one my lovers told me the other day that I look better without my makeup

That has to mean true love....I had that once with someone. I hated it because i knew i was whipped then.....

Binomate

Ha ha, you have a boil on your arse.

exCrumlinBoyo

Binomate wrote:

Ha ha, you have a boil on your arse.

Tell me about it. It hurts like hell I tell you. Its right on me tailbone and I cant sit down without it hurting. I am not one to go to the Doctors but if this does not start to get better soon, I will have to see one....

I really have a pain in me arse this time allright....

WhiteWashMan

if its right on the tail bone, then you may have an ingrown hair, and you should go to the doc to have it removed.

otherwise you will have to have an op if it gets too bad. take it from one who has had it.

Tar.Aldarion

I know she loves me because of the way she looks at me.
Of course, she has to know about my addiction to chef brown sauce and avril lavigne, amongst a myriad of my oddities and still be with me.
EDIT: Oh, and I sing horribly all day long.
If they don't run away they must...

trout

Tar.Aldarion wrote:

Of course, she has to know about my addiction to chef brown sauce and avril lavigne

is that one addiction or two ? ... that is to say, are you addicted chef brown sauce AND avril lavigne ... or is it an either or thing ?

personally ... i'd like the combo deal

Adam

trout wrote:

is that one addiction or two ? ... that is to say, are you addicted chef brown sauce AND avril lavigne ... or is it an either or thing ?

personally ... i'd like the combo deal

Don't give him any MORE ideas... :rolleyes:

L31mr0d

Its ALWAYS the small things, because they are the things that happen most frequently and are engrained in us the most. The big things don't happen a lot so you can differ and argue on those things as they come and go, and plus they can be good for some things, if you catch my drift *carries buttered spuds off to bedroom*

Its like the old cliché, you JUST know when its true love. When you look at the person and you know you are going to be looking at that same face when its 60 years older and you'll love it the same.

JaysusMacfeck

LMAO at this thread.

It started out nice enough "To me normally it's the small things" and then "I had a BIG HUGE BOIL ON ME ARSE" PMSL

Pighead

Pighead was meeting Miss Piggy early on in his relationship. "Meet me in the middle of the field at 8" she said. I climbed over the wet gate,and in the dew drops of the field ,soaked, I waited for her, grew wet from standing there in the mosit grass until she finally arrived.

Bottom of my jeans and the whole of my socks were drenched.
Thats true love.

JaysusMacfeck

Couldn't you have arranged to meet at the halting site?

slipss

free2fly wrote:

Well, I don't have a bf or husband at the moment, but one my lovers told me the other day that I look better without my makeup

oh dear, does he also tell you that he thinks porn films are funny not sexy, that he thinks super models are too skinny and that you look better since you put the weight on? Ahh bless.

Pighead

JaysusMacfeck wrote:

Couldn't you have arranged to meet at the halting site?

I could have met her at the halting site, or on a mountain high above
It really didn't matter where, for Pighead was lost in Love.

JaysusMacfeck

As the old saying goes "AIDS? Who cares if you're in love?!"

sonic juice

love is a lot like an orange.

molypiper

true love is...

:rolleyes: being comfortably yourself and the other accepts it!:p

magnum69

molypiper wrote:

true love is...

:rolleyes: being comfortably yourself and the other accepts it!:p

...and vice versa:cool:

murrayeel

true love is finding comfort and having it!:)

The Hill Billy

Stop! You're making me sick!

connundrum

Hill Billy wrote:

Stop! You're making me sick!

UUUUGGGHHHH :eek:

True love is her holding my hair back while I get sick after a night on the tiles

Black Swan

Puts up with my chatter.

Nalz

Pighead wrote:

I climbed over the wet gate,and in the dew drops of the field.....Thats true love.

can pigs climb gates?

true love - ah dont talk to me! some get it forever, some get it for a while some dont. bla bla bla...

Tar.Aldarion

trout wrote:

is that one addiction or two ? ... that is to say, are you addicted chef brown sauce AND avril lavigne ... or is it an either or thing ?

personally ... i'd like the combo deal

You have no idea how much I would like that.

ferdi

sonic juice wrote:

love is a lot like an orange.

"For you see, marriage is a lot like an orange. First, you have the skin... then the sweet, sweet innards..."

free2fly

slipss wrote:

oh dear, does he also tell you that he thinks porn films are funny not sexy, that he thinks super models are too skinny and that you look better since you put the weight on? Ahh bless.

Lol! No. He doesn't really watch porn. He is more into erotica. We haven't discussed supermodels at all, and I haven't actually gained any weight since we've met. I think our lovemaking has given me plenty of exercise

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Love making.... thats what girls do when i f**k them

LikeOhMyGawd!

rimming after a dump

trout

LikeOhMyGawd! wrote:

rimming after a dump

kinda suprised this thread lasted so long without descending to the level we have come to know and love*

sir, i salute you:rolleyes:

of course, if you can share a bathroom with someone during times of great dumps, that must mean something ... it's a major milestone anyhoo

*by love i mean hate

LikeOhMyGawd!

trout wrote:

kinda suprised this thread lasted so long without descending to the level we have come to know and love*

sir, i salute you:rolleyes:

of course, if you can share a bathroom with someone during times of great dumps, that must mean something ... it's a major milestone anyhoo

*by love i mean hate

You prude!

trout

LikeOhMyGawd! wrote:

You prude!

yeah ? well ... you poohed!;)

LikeOhMyGawd!

trout wrote:

yeah ? well ... you poohed!;)

slurp, your mum:D