Celebrity hush hush secrets

Journalists always know a lot more than they let about about celebrities mainly for legal reasons and hids the fact by disguising it such as titbits like this -

Alledgedly a certain sniffing model's daughter was fathered by her best friends ex husband (hubbie at the time) with conception happening during one of their threesomes! No wonder things got 'frosty' between them

A blonde haired pop star, who claimed to be a virgin until her wedding night, actually lost her viriginty to Ricky Martin whilst she was on tour with him

Apparently a certain very famous musician's daughter sent her future step mum a t-shirt with the words 'raspberry ripple' on it during the time when celebs used to have each others names written on their tops in gold.

a certain hollywood star who's talked with animals in a ocuple of his films likes sleeping with pre-op transsexual prostitutes. his impending shotgun wedding to a spicy lady is just a stunt, as said lady is an on-off relationship with a woman. allegedly.

Does anyone know any secret's like this
that please keep in mind that you probably can't name names but you can PM

petes

Alledgedly, apparently etc. All tripe if you ask me.

Certain aged Irish crooner from the midlands is quite the fairy apparently.

fade2black

There's a certain smiley girl who likes to think of herself as being cool who rumour has it, likes to put live gold fish into her knickers.

See how easy that was?

Hail 2 Da Chimp

Allegedly my cats breath smells like cat food...

aidan_walsh

The only important celebirty questions are, IMO, when do we get to back them against the wall, where do we get the guns, and do we have to supply our own ammo.

Darragh29

T'was in Ireland on Sunday last weekend: "Psst: Guess which extremely sucessful Irish Businessman is having an affair behind his wifes back with a woman half his age"??? or something to that effect... Only two or three lads come to mind here...

Miss Fluff

Did you get all these from http://www.popbitch.com/ CSG?

biko

Allegedly a certain OP is addicted to scandal rags, oh and worked for the nazis during the WW2

mikedragon32

Please just put your head back in your "celeb" gossip magazine, CSG.

Aidan, I'm with you on this one. Personally, I would prefer not to use ammo. The butt of the rifle will do nicely, thanks.

If you are at all a prude, you do NOT want to read this. Consider yourself warned. A couple through thick and thin - and what's the secret totogetherness? Communication, yes. But also compromise. While they have experienced tough times in the past, they have finally righted the ship, coming to terms on divisive issues, with her finally acquiescing to the one thing he used to have to get elsewhere, from those not so prim and proper or tight lipped for that matter. He's got a thing for the back door, you see? In his case, exit AND enter. In the past, it was never allowed at home - hence the wandering. But now, now that he's suffered a bit of a setback, now that he needs cheering, she's been his number 1 source of consolation - shoulder and tail. In limited rationed amounts, just enough to keep him content. After all, that's love, right? You just have to grin and bear it. Happy endings all around. Posh Spice/David Beckham
this was sent to me in a mail

Wertz

Couldn't we just gas them all? Much cheaper and saves on valuable lead...

mikedragon32

Wertz, only if it's a gas chamber made with big windows. Sky could do it as a HD Presentation on PPV.

Now that's one celebrity special I'd tune into.

Maximilian

Z-list "Shalabrateesh", Staff from Heat Magazine & its like and the people who read such vomit will be first up against the wall the revolution comes.

Viva etc.

Miss Fluff

Miss Fluff wrote:

Did you get all these from http://www.popbitch.com/ CSG?

no some of them are from there I believe

godtabh

Wertz wrote:

Couldn't we just gas them all? Much cheaper and saves on valuable lead...

Some company is working on lead free bullets to protect mother earth

I'm just looking for gossip you'd be surprised what people find out from a friend of a friend
Or something that would be common knowledge to people in the industry

Rb

coolsmileygirl wrote:

I'm just looking for gossip you'd be surprised what people find out from a friend of a friend
Or something that would be common knowledge to people in the industry

Or completely fabricated bullshít.

CSG, a friend of a friends postman's dogs previous owners daugher-in-law's second husbands last wifes brother actually saw a certain "gay" musician having anal sex with a certain supermodel whos said to be extrememly moody and was once engaged to an Irish man on the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Theres some gossip for you.Easy.

like for example a rumour ages ago about certain former boy band member being in a close relationship with his manager - despite being married..
Probably best if I say nothing at all..

mikedragon32

coolsmileygirl wrote:

Probably best if I say nothing at all..

...ever.

aidan_walsh

Template for others wanting to play the Hello? Ok! game.

I heard a rumour <time> about a certain <former/current/future> <profession> <borderline slanderous comments> with <random other person> <possiblility for further borderline slanderous elabouration>.

Dyr

aidan_walsh wrote:

The only important celebirty questions are, IMO, when do we get to back them against the wall, where do we get the guns, and do we have to supply our own ammo.

we dont, the plan is to hang them upside down from the rafters with their heads in buckets and then feed them laxatives until they drown in their own scutter.

Also allegedly, a certain talent show presenter and boy band magnate whose name rhymes with loius walsh is a detestable little shirt lifter. Allegedly

Endurance Man

Iv seen crap threads but this may have just taken the lead .

Zulu

Worst. Thread. Ever.

Mexicola

This thread is the biggest waste of 1's and 0's I have ever read in my life.

Jebus, CSG - You gotta get out more.

Black Swan

Geeeeeeeez! The gossip columnists will print anything. If they get sued, it adds to their reputations. They have entertainment law firms on retainer. No way will you beat insiders. The gossips hire PIs to stalk celebs. I wouldn't waste my money buying those rags at checkout, as most of that stuff is not worth the paper it's printed on.:mad:

Lurk

I like this thread, so all you critics can go bum yourselves.
In any case, I've a sneaking suspicion about the identities of most of the celebrities that have been mentioned, which is weird, because I save my money to waste on taxis, not mags.

Deleted User wrote:

Certain aged Irish crooner from the midlands is quite the fairy apparently.

And his 'husband' is a copper, seemingly. Get love where ya can, I say.

amp

Apparently a certain website is alleged breaching the UN Charter on Internet Rights. I won't mention which site, but one of the people who runs it has a fetish for hamsters in Nazi uniforms..

Lurk

^^ Hmmm, looking forward to reading about that in Heat

mel123

Im a bit partial to some celeb gossip myself, however, i hate the type 'a certain person', 'an unnamed celeb', this type of gossip i dont believe at all. By not printing names, but insinuating its 'a well known Irish business man' etc, leaves it open to be a number of people, therefore they dont get sued and i dont believe its real!!!
I did watch 'Paparazzi' before on BBC3 or something, and the celebs and PR , guru's have it all sewn up, they all tell things like 'my sister is going to be in Harrods today' to the pap's for a quick buck.

jesus_thats_gre

Why is it that when I read your posts I can't help about thinking how much of a complete **** you must be...

Dooom

kearnsr wrote:

Some company is working on lead free bullets to protect mother earth

Pfff.

Depleted Uranium ftw!

Pigman II

Off the record, on the QT, and very hush-hush I've heard a boards user (the rules say I can say names so lets just call him/her GSC) keeps a big pile of read 'Now' Magazines stacked beside her bed in the hopes that people will come in, see the paper mountain and consider him/her an intellectual.