I know what's in your drawers

cornbb

The contents of your stereotypical Irish kitchen drawers:

Top drawer: Cutlery, corkscrew, corn on the cob skewers, broken can opener.
Second drawer: Potato masher, a burnt wooden spoon, a blunt knife, blunt scissors, a roll of black bin bags, a black handle thingy for picking up your grill tray.
Third drawer: A box of light bulbs without any bulbs in it, a rubber band, an argos catalogue, some tiny screws, a few sticky plastic carrier bags (this drawer would be full of them, were it not for the 15c tax).
Bottom drawer: The manuals for your cooker, washing machine, dishwasher, toaster and coffee machine (all still in their plastic shrinkwrap). A tiny white plastic thing the builders left in your house. You have no idea what it is.

Am I right or am I right or am I a useless troll?

xebec

First drawer only, not really close with the others.

c - 13

Right with the first drawer.
Close with the second.
Last two are well off.

ferdi

our cutlery in a press rather than a drawer:eek:

theTinker

I never realised how priviledged some people were.......my family only has 3 drawers....

petes

theTinker wrote:

I never realised how priviledge some people were.......my family only has 3 drawers....

In total?

Rhyme

Right with the first, can't really go wrong with cutlery in the top drawer (except for you ferdi ). Partially right with the second, way off with the third and i dont have a fourth drawer ;_;

Hail 2 Da Chimp

theTinker wrote:

I never realised how priviledge some people were.......my family only has 3 drawers....

Luxuary!!!

When i was growing up i ate dirt for breakfast and slept on the road!

Archeron

Top drawer. Some cutlery, mostly stuff that noone wants to use because its those forks that bend if you jab a sausage with them. That or those tea spoons that are really badly stained.

Second drawer. All manner of mad looking objects that someone once thought would be useful. For example, pizza cutters, apple corers etc. Its still easier to just use a knife no matter what anyone tells you.

Third drawer. A wide and varied selection of small steel and plastic things that absolutely nobody has any idea what they're for. Nobody will throw them out though, because they look like whatever they ARE off, they are important, and the fear is that you'll suddenly discover someday what you need them for. Also, a couple of manuals, mostly off of appliances that were sent to be recycled about 10 years ago, and the ramains of one those buy from the TV "this will cut anything and make chips" plastic things that collapses in a heap of molded plastic if you tried to slice a jelly with it.

Bottom drawer. A massive amount of well folded tea towels of the type that dont actually soak water, they just kind of push it around. And a novelty tea towel that has either a recipe for scones or the Irish constitution on it.

Tobias Greeshman

In my house sorta close with the first drawer and the fourth one, way off on the others.

But in my parents house, it's freaky but you got everything pretty much there.

Naked Lepper

look @ all u ppl with drawers and fancy things

im homeless!

r3nu4l

cornbb wrote:

The contents of your stereotypical Irish kitchen drawers:

Top drawer: Cutlery, corkscrew, corn on the cob skewers, broken can opener.
Second drawer: Potato masher, a burnt wooden spoon, a blunt knife, blunt scissors, a roll of black bin bags, a black handle thingy for picking up your grill tray.
Third drawer: A box of light bulbs without any bulbs in it, a rubber band, an argos catalogue, some tiny screws, a few sticky plastic carrier bags (this drawer would be full of them, were it not for the 15c tax).
Bottom drawer: The manuals for your cooker, washing machine, dishwasher, toaster and coffee machine (all still in their plastic shrinkwrap). A tiny white plastic thing the builders left in your house. You have no idea what it is.

Am I right or am I right or am I a useless troll?

Daddy, is that you?:D

Nah, first drawer is right except my can opener works and I have a garlic press (crusher)

Second drawer: Place mats, cloth napkins and silver napkin rings (aren't I posh?)

Third drawer: Tea towels, oven glove and novelty apron that will never be used! (Mental note: get rid of that!)

Fourth drawer: Tealights, assorted candles, lighter and Barry White CD...for romantic evening dinners! (I kid you not!)


Edit: OP, yes you are right when it comes to my parents house except you forgot the four old keys to doors whose locks were changed years ago and a single handle belonging to a wardrobe door that has also been gone for years!

Fabritzo

Top drawer bang on, second drawer large implements, third drawer oven gloves and tea towels, forth drawer towels.

Our top drawer has the cutlery in this order knifes, forks, spoons and tea spoons below, but I know a certain person who has knifes, spoons then forks, I just think it's plain weird, but then I'm replying to this thread...nevermind

dr.bollocko

You're not gettin in my drawers buddy.

Spastafarian

First drawer: A knob, a bag, some fluff and a couple of balls.
Second drawer: I only wear one pair..

Jack B. Badd

Ah, the third drawer, repository of any variety of household items. Including multitudes of broken phase testers...

_feedback_

Fabritzo wrote:

Top drawer bang on, second drawer large implements, third drawer oven gloves and tea towels, forth drawer towels.

Our top drawer has the cutlery in this order knifes, forks, spoons and tea spoons below, but I know a certain person who has knifes, spoons then forks, I just think it's plain weird, but then I'm replying to this thread...nevermind

NO No!! Forks, Knives, desert/soup spoons then the tea spoons at the front bit of a drainer thing (we have the cutlery beside the sink)

1. Big stuff.. Mashers etc

2. Cat stuff... Litter bags etc.

3. Tea Towels & Plastic Bags

4. Bulbs and all sorts!

Tom Dunne

Top drawer: Spot on

Second drawer: all manner of place mats and his'n'hers mobile phone chargers

Third drawer: suacepans and lids (ok, I'm a freak)

I don't have a fourth drawer.

Black Swan

Oh, those drawers...

Nothing in drawers. They are being cleaned and repapered. Knives in press for fast action.

daiixi

We have one drawer and it's empty because my flatmate keeps the cutlery and other kitchen things in the sink, unwashed. Gross.

Ruu_Old

Top drawer-cutlery packed into it
Second drawer-towels and dish cloths.