sounds like Harry Hill

Capt'n Midnight

"He's a dark horse"
Who?
"Black Beauty?"


"He's leaving Friday"
Who?
"Robinson Crusoe"


"All that money and they live like pigs!"
"Who's that?"
"Pinky & Perky"


He's a card
Who
The Jack of Clubs

Its a laugh
What is?
That noise you make when you hear something funny


It's a hell of a drawback.
what is?
An Elephants foreskin.


It's times like this that make me wish I'd listened to what my mother had told me....
What's that then?
I don't know, I wasn't listening.


Ive not seen him in a while
Whos that then
The invisible man!


Hes always hanging around
Who
Spiderman


Knock Knock
Who's there????
Me........Ha



It makes me sick.
What?
Putting my fingers down my throat.


I just can understand it.
What?
Greek.


It always gets me down!
Whats that?
A parachute!


don't know his name but his face rings a bell.
who's that ?
quasimodo !!!!


he's small for his size
who is
tom thumb.

ken dodd died last week
did he
no doddy

it makes me wonder
what does
altzheimers.

i wish i had enough money to buy an elephant
why would you want an elephant
I don't I just want the money


You know what i cant get over?
What?
The 12 foot wall

RefulgentGnomon

D'ya know what's funny about that?

It's a four letter word beginning and ending in 't'.

StupidLikeAFox

Ya know whats annoyin?

An upside down 6