Best piece of advice

paxo

What is the best piece of advice you have come across regarding martial arts / self defence / fighting.

I particulary like
" Avoid ass****s and people with big egos, Dont be an ass**** or have a big ego."

When that fails I like homer Simpsons advice to Bart
"First you gotta shriek like a woman, then keep sobbing till he turns away in disgust. That's when it's time to kick some back. Stand on his neck and then run away"

Paxo

Dyr

"park eet in de plaza"

Baggio...

I think Geoff Thompson sums it up best for me with some of his own lines.

"Learn to hit F**king hard".
"Don't listen to the bul****, forget the politics and just enjoy your training".

Cheers,

Bagg.

Roper

My Mother, who is not a self defence expert (unless its woth the wooden spoon) gave me my best bit of advice: "Why would you do something that didn't enjoy?" Advice I follow to this day.:D

TwoKingMick

The Midnighter:

Hit the soft parts with the hard parts. Hit the hard parts with an implement.

Dragan

Ehhhhhh.......

"Aido, get you fu*king hands up!!" strikes me as being very pertinent at the time.

Nothingcompares

Control the legs, then control the hips, then control their torse, then they're head. Think about what you're doing. Try and understand why you're doing what you're doing. If it doesn't work, try something else.

scuttery1

Absence of body is better than presence of mind.

Odysseus

When all other options have failed, never let them come to you

Kent Brockman

Never eat yellow snow