Family Guy lovers

smk135

Ok I'm sure this thread is not supposed to be here and I'm also sure it's been done before BUUUUUUUUUt, for all you Family Guy lovers, and in particular the ones that are bored and could do with a laugh in work:

how about a "Your Favourite Quote from Family Guy"??

okay, not necessarily my favourite but i saw this one last night : Peter: "well if I'm a child, that means your a pedophile, and I'll be damned if I'm gona stand here and take this from a Pervert!"...
hehe.

or Stewie "Meg, you vile fat teenager, why don't you just go upstairs and die?"

qz

Prime Time cartoons forum.

Donegal Lass

as in my sig:

Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch

also love:

Stewie (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house): So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?

such a brilliant show!!!!:D

smk135

HAHHAA hadnt eard the one bout the hotdog hollow and all that in ages!

STewie : "mmm...Brian, kind of like that novel you'vre been working, YOU know, for the last three years...hmm?" etc etc... i think that is so funny when his voice gets all high pitched and Brian's face just stays platonic...

irlirishkev

Quagmire "Hey I've never been with a spanish chick before... O'lé.."

Donegal Lass

Stewie: I was under the impression the name of the show was "Kids Say the Darndest Things," not "Old Black Comedians Never Shut the Hell Up."
D

i could do this all day.........:o

The Freeman

quagmire when he sees a chick in a cubicle- dear diary 'jackpot'



:

The Bollox

Trisha Takanoa: "so, First Lady Griffin, hoe does it feel to be the woman behind the man?"

Lois: "I feel like Hillary Clinton, but y'know, without the penis"

User45701

Peter: Lowis some limey brittish basterd bought the clams head (pub)
Lowis : Peter!
Guy : Im afraid im that limey basterd that just bought ur bar, bit of a awkward moment reley.
Peter: awkward moment ill give you a awkward moment, once during sex i called lowis Frank - Your move sherlock

My fav quote of all i just love it

Derek B

We were at a beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there he saw a rock
Only it wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Rock lobster!

danniemcq

Derek B wrote:

We were at a beach
Everybody had matching towels
Somebody went under a dock
And there he saw a rock
Only it wasn't a rock
It was a rock lobster

Rock lobster!

haha that song was played in the roisin dubh in galway last week feckin brilliant.

ummm dear diary i found another digit today which adding to the two i found yesterday makes eleven. lol

doc23

Stewie: Dam the Brocolli, dam you and dam the wright brothers.

A classic

Mushy

Its kinda a quote, but i think the animation makes it.

Brian: It was even more exhilarating than the time Peter got to swim with the bulls.

Cut to scene where Peter is in the middle of a herd of bulls, all in swimming gear, they proceed to dive in, then do a perfect synchronised swimming dance.

the words WTF come to mind so easily

spacecoyote

Peter: If you could be stranded on a desert island with any woman in the world, who would it be?
Glen Quagmire: Taylor Hanson.
Joe Swanson: Taylor Hanson is a guy.
Glen Quagmire: [Laughs] You guys are yankin' me. "Hey, let's put one over on Quagmire."
Peter: No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire.
Glen Quagmire: What? That's insane. That's impossible.
[Pause]
Glen Quagmire: Oh god. Oh my god. I've got all these magazines. Oh god.


Glen Quagmire: Don't look at me like that. Fat chicks need love too... but they got to pay.

Quagmire: Hey there Gorgeous, how old are you?
Connie: 16.
Quagmire: 18?
Connie: Mom!
Quagmire: I Like where this is goin'!


Peter - I'm afraid I have some very bad news, your wife's gonna be a vegetable. You're gonna have to bathe her, feed her, and care for her for the rest of your life.
Guy - OH MY GOD!
Peter - No no no, I'm just kiddin. She's dead.


Peter: Sometimes it's appropriate to swear
(Peter is in court)
Bailiff: Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you god?
Peter: I do........You ba$tard

OliviaM

Stewie... "Victory is mine!"

Stewie "Gettin real tired of you duckin me man"

I love doing a chick in the can, giggity...... Quagmire

MrJoeSoap

Gotta be one of the Adam West classics.

"Damn, I lost him. Alright cats, back in the bag. Come on Fluffy, come on Mittens, come on Paul... what a ridiculous name for a cat...PAUL, that's a persons name, a persons name...HA HA HA...Paul."

slipss

ahh theres so many good ones, I don't know why but i think this is one of the funniest

Stewie "Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless!"

whiskeyman

slightly more than just a one liner, but this scene is just hilarious!

Peter: It's already done. I dropped them all off at Toys for Toddlers last night.
Brian: All? Peter, only only one gift was for charity, the rest were for the family.
Peter: No, the rest were from the family. Weren't they? (Pauses.) Oh crap...since when did they change the meaning of "for" to "from"?
Brian: They had a meeting about it last night.
Peter: Why wasn't I told?
Brian: They sent you a card, but it said "for Peter" on it so you must of thought it was from you, so you didn't...you know, its just easier to call you stupid.

Brilliant

Lot's more at http://www.familyguyquotes.com

Fuzzy_Dunlop

Sales Guy: But Before You Take It, You Have A Choice. You Could Take The Boat, Or You Could Have The Mystery Box??
Lois: Are You Crazy, We'll Take The....
Peter: Now Now Lois, The Boat Is A Boat But The Mystery Box Could Be Anything.....It Could Even Be A Boat!, You Know How Much We Wanted One Of Those!
Lois: So Lets Take The.....
Peter: We'll Take The Box!

Brian017

Stewie: Did you hear that Meg? Guys can marry other guys now. So...this is awkward, but I mean, if they can do that, that is pretty much it for you, isn't it? I mean you as well pack it in. Game over

Stewie is a legend.

Mushy

Peter: "Oh no, were not going for one of those second hand cars. The last lad I knew who had one of those and 10 years later, BAM!...Herpes"

or maybe this to:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOn9KbonAVQ

3 times, 3 times it comes up, its just classic.

playstation

My fav qoute was
peter:ohh i love being close to the stage. apart from that time when we went to see phantom of the opera

phantom of the opera: Music is the gift i give to youuuuuuuuu.

peter:lets see the gross half of your face.lets see the gross half of your face that nose better be pinky

audince member: shut up!

peter:you shut up!!:eek:

playstation

(the town,s p;)ssed of at adam west at adam looks through a notepad and says JINGLE KEYS and jingles some keys over a window and someone throughs a brick at him.

Adam:ive turned into a TOMATO!

brainiac

Tom Tucker: Diane would you think about someone other than yourself for once. lol. for no reason he says that.

Crucifix

Peter: "Hmm, this is going to take a portion of my cunning- no no; all my cunning"

and

Brian: "You've only got a couple of hours left. If you're gonna pull a party out of your ass, you might wanna stand up"