Another paddy thread

Umiq88

Paddy irish man paddy scotts man paddy cuban man and paddy polish man where all on a plane. After take off they were cruising alond at around 2,000ft where paddy scotts man took out a bottle of fine scotch took a swig out of it and then through it out the window (please dont think about it to much its a joke). The rest of the paddy's turn to him shocked and asked him why he did that, to which he replied "we've tonnes of that stuff back in scotland they'll hardly miss one".

Paddy cuban man then takes out an expensive cuban cigar lights it takes a few swigs and then, again throws it out the window. The others again shocked turned to him and asked and got the same reply "We've warehouses of this stuff sitting in cuba they'll hardly miss one"

Paddy irish man sits thinking for a minute then picks up paddy the pole and throws him out the window. The others shocked turn around to him " Sure we've tonnes of them back in ireland they'll hardly miss one"

Oriel

Cruising along at around 2,000ft?

Chinafoot

sinecurea wrote:

Cruising along at around 2,000ft?

psittacosis wrote:

(please dont think about it to much its a joke).

Could've been a typo...does it really matter?

challengemaster

not really imo. good joke tho

Tha Gopher

psittacosis wrote:

Paddy irish man paddy scotts man paddy cuban man and paddy polish man where all on a plane. After take off they were cruising alond at around 2,000ft where paddy scotts man took out a bottle of fine scotch took a swig out of it and then through it out the window (please dont think about it to much its a joke). The rest of the paddy's turn to him shocked and asked him why he did that, to which he replied "we've tonnes of that stuff back in scotland they'll hardly miss one".

Paddy cuban man then takes out an expensive cuban cigar lights it takes a few swigs and then, again throws it out the window. The others again shocked turned to him and asked and got the same reply "We've warehouses of this stuff sitting in cuba they'll hardly miss one"

Paddy irish man sits thinking for a minute then picks up paddy the pole and throws him out the window. The others shocked turn around to him " Sure we've tonnes of them back in ireland they'll hardly miss one"

When telling this joke I find it gets a better reaction if you just point blank stop at the "The irish man sits picks up the pole and throws him out the window"

Aint no need for the finisher explaining it ffs! Draws it out too long!

fintan

also works better if they are all on the train

KamiKazi

goood stuff, i liiike it

Kojak

Ha.