My Way... The Scandi Way

Linford

After a frustrating evening and being the victim of a maniac Scandi player I decided to look at things from his point of view. I ended up with this parody sung to the tune of "My Way" (Frank Sinatra). If parodies are not allowed please delete...


And now, the end is here
And so I face the final Table
My Cards, I'll say it clear
I'll be behind, but they are sooted
I've played a game that's full
I’ve seen each hand, to the river
And more, much more than this, I did it the scandi way

Regrets, I've had a few
But then again, 6 4 is a monster
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each muppet move, each careful outdraw, on turn and river
And more, much more than this, I did it the scandi way

Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, I had no doubt
My inside draw would hit and he’d be out
I faced it all when they were sooted and did it the scandi way

I've loved, I've laughed and rivered
I've had my fill of big hands losing
And now, as tears subside, I find it all so amusing
To think, I beat his Aces
And may I say, not in a shy way
Oh no, oh no, not me, I did it the scandi way

For what is a man, what cards has he got?
If he folds, then he has naught
To play the way he truly feels and not the play of one who kneels
The record shows I gave the bad beats and did it the scandi way!
Yes, it was the scandi way…..

Fatboydim

Very Funny - Of course we're now going to have a whole raft of Poker songs.

May I suggest

Take a Chance on Threes [Abba]
I can't get no raised pot action [Rolling Stones]


and of course

River deep! fecKin' Ace High [Ike and Tina Turner]

Gholimoli

focken hilarious

ntlbell

Fatboydim wrote:

Very Funny - Of course we're now going to have a whole raft of Poker songs.

May I suggest

Take a Chance on Threes [Abba]
I can't get no raised pot action [Rolling Stones]


and of course

River deep! fecKin' Ace High [Ike and Tina Turner]

How can you leave out our own Paddy Casey

Anyone can loose it all....all you gotta do is call! (In the voice of Joe O'Neil)

BigDragon

My Theme Tune

http://mp3.centurymedia.com/crucifiedbarbara/indistortionwetrust/CrucifiedBarbara_LosingtheGame.mp3

5starpool

ntlbell wrote:

Anyone can loose it all....

Why can people not spell the word lose correctly? The amount of times it is spelt 'loose' is amazing.

Good song by the way OP.

mewso

I really feel a prop bet involving a hired Karaoke machine, beer and poker players coming on. I would deffinately loose*.

* patented irritate Dom wording

Gholimoli

ntlbell wrote:

How can you leave out our own Paddy Casey

Anyone can loose it all....all you gotta do is call! (In the voice of Joe O'Neil)

For fock sake man ,will you ever learn how to spell.
i mean how are we suppose to know that by loose you actually mean lose.
That’s just wrong and it shouldn’t be allowed on this board.
i mean can you not spell ?
is there something wrong with you?
People like you with really bad grammar and spelling mistakes (left, right and centre) really get on my nerve.

HalfBaked

Gholimoli wrote:

For fock sake man ,will you ever learn how to spell.
i mean how are we suppose to know that by loose you actually mean lose.
That’s just wrong and it shouldn’t be allowed on this board.
i mean can you not spell ?
is there something wrong with you?
People like you with really bad grammar and spelling mistakes (left, right and centre) really get on my nerve.

Gholi battens down the hatches on his glass house:D

Fatboydim

Gholimoli wrote:

For fock sake man ,will you ever learn how to spell.
i mean how are we suppose to know that by loose you actually mean lose.
That’s just wrong and it shouldn’t be allowed on this board.
i mean can you not spell ?
is there something wrong with you?
People like you with really bad grammar and spelling mistakes (left, right and centre) really get on my nerve.

This is my nomination for post of the year.:D

Daithio

5starpool wrote:

Why can people not spell the word lose correctly? The amount of times it is spelt 'loose' is amazing.

Good song by the way OP.

That was really beginning to annoy me too! Ollieboy is a big culprit, but I thought I should keep my mouth shut after slating Opr for criticising people's grammar!

Fatboydim

BigDragon wrote:

My Theme Tune

http://mp3.centurymedia.com/crucifiedbarbara/indistortionwetrust/CrucifiedBarbara_LosingtheGame.mp3

Of course my theme tune would have to be Lip Up Fatty by bad Manners:D

ntlbell

5starpool wrote:

Why can people not spell the word lose correctly? The amount of times it is spelt 'loose' is amazing.

Good song by the way OP.

I can spell it...but I was singing it see? LOOOOOOOOOOOOSE it all!

I'm tone deaf tho.

ntlbell

Gholimoli wrote:

For fock sake man ,will you ever learn how to spell.
i mean how are we suppose to know that by loose you actually mean lose.
That’s just wrong and it shouldn’t be allowed on this board.
i mean can you not spell ?
is there something wrong with you?
People like you with really bad grammar and spelling mistakes (left, right and centre) really get on my nerve.

how many times did you run that post in spell check?

Lazare

" Loosen up on the button baby "

Pussycat dolls